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03-11-2011 #1
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My nomination for the 2011 Darwin Awards
My nomination for the 2011 Darwin awards is this "unamed student" what a maroon.
Student Survives Jump From Golden Gate Bridge
By LORI PREUITT
Updated 5:33 AM PST, Fri, Mar 11, 2011
A field trip that included a walk along the Golden Gate Bridge ended with a student jumping off the bridge Thursday morning.
The unnamed student survived and was taken to San Francisco General Hospital, where he was reportedly being treated for injuries that included a bruised tailbone and a torn lung. Windsor High School superintendent Bill McDermott said the boy did not suffer any life threatening injuries. The boy's only complaint to paramedics on the scene was soreness and some bruising.
Surfers came to his rescue and helped him to shore.
The surfers said the boy told them he jumped for "fun." Early reports that he was dared to jump proved false. Students at the high school told reporters they did not dare him to jump, adding he came up with the idea on his own.
http://www.nbcbayarea.com/news/local...117769468.html
The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.
Hunter S. Thompson
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03-11-2011 #2
Re: My nomination for the 2011 Darwin Awards
It's the air in California!!! I mean...look what it's done to Dino Velvet, another candidate for this award...
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03-11-2011 #3
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Re: My nomination for the 2011 Darwin Awards
you have to die to win a Darwin Award
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03-12-2011 #4
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Re: My nomination for the 2011 Darwin Awards
A Darwin award is given to someone who improves the gene pool by eliminating himself from the possibility of reproduction. Almost is not good enough, you have to eliminate yourself.
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03-12-2011 #5
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Re: My nomination for the 2011 Darwin Awards
Yeah, how is it a "Darwin Award" if he lived?
Under that logic, I nominate iamdrgonazo for a Darwin Award for not knowing its obvious definition.
Last edited by dc_guy_75; 03-12-2011 at 03:13 AM.
Look Marge, I'm reading The Economist, did you know Indonesia is at a crossroads?
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03-12-2011 #6
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Re: My nomination for the 2011 Darwin Awards
Very true but if he lived then he's in the mention for honorable mention right, that counts in the world of Darwin Awards!
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03-12-2011 #7
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Re: My nomination for the 2011 Darwin Awards
PointBlack missed her opportunity!!!
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03-12-2011 #8
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Re: My nomination for the 2011 Darwin Awards
Look Marge, I'm reading The Economist, did you know Indonesia is at a crossroads?
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03-12-2011 #10
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Re: My nomination for the 2011 Darwin Awards
I'm not so sure about that one, seeing as how he jumped off a bridge trying to commit suicide, I'm pretty sure when you sleep with a prostitute or ride a bike you're not trying to commit suicide maybe trying to have some fun and get a rush but not trying to commit suicide although if thats how you think maybe loosen up a bit and enjoy life!
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