Playing The Piano Is For Queers!!!

[Dino Velvet]

Liberace... Elton John... Billy Joel. The list goes on and on. If you think about it it all makes sense. Place your hands out in front of you. OK. Now start tickling the ivories. Keep doing it. Keep doing it. Now, don't stop what your doing but turn your hands upside down. Look at yourself. Your basically tickling someone's balls now. Having your kid learn the piano is preparing him for a lifetime of handling, kissing, and sitting on wieners.

[nonnonnon]

what's the straightest instrument? nothing phallic!

[Dino Velvet]

what's the straightest instrument? nothing phallic!

An Electric Guitar especially if you're crankin' out some Sabbath.

[hippifried]

So, stroking that long hard neck is just so damn butch.

I hear Jerry Lee Lewis is putting a hit out on you, Dino.

[traLika]

Haha!

I met Joe Zawinul once. He had a handshake like Robocop. A real macho dude when he was in Weather Report. Definitely not a queer...

[phobun]

what's the straightest instrument? nothing phallic!

The skin flute.

[Quiet Reflections]

Do you actually think Billy Joel is Gay?

[runrundingoboy]

Do you actually think Billy Joel is Gay?

That was my first thought as well. Alcoholic? Hell yeah. But the man spent over a decade banging Christie Brinkley & has a kid to show for it. Never mind his past marriages.

[leckery]

what's the straightest instrument? nothing phallic!

Obviously not the flute and picollo is even more gay. Ever go to a shot and a beer bar sit down next someone and tell 'em you play the picollo? Don't. It won't go over very well

[Dino Velvet]

So, stroking that long hard neck is just so damn butch.

Yeah but a neck is not a cock.