if you could be any animal/creature what would you be

[LibertyHarkness]

hi fuckers x

so i am writing up a study on peoples mental behaviour and i need to find out information from all of your brains ... now the simple way i usually i do this is to eat someones brain and gain their knowledge to answer my questions ..

alas i cant do that this time .. so my question is if you could be any animal/creature (whale/dog/zombie/fish etc ) what would you be and why.

i will start.. myself i would be a Bull Shark .. simply as i can roam around the sea/rivers etc and just eat fucking everyhing insight i wish with no real fear from anything else .... and it sounds a great life sharks have it easy .. immune to cancer and most diseseases known to man ...

so start rolling ..

[bridgetbbyxo]

If I "could" i wouldn't . why would i want to change my self into a inferior species

[Jericho]

Weasel, possibly, a cock weasel!

[dderek123]

a trouser snake

[LibertyHarkness]

boom boom

[audifan]

My cat. He has a wonderful life.

[LibertyHarkness]

being a vampire or werewolf would be neat as well .. they are superior to humans ..strenght, immortality, no fear get in ...

[CORVETTEDUDE]

I would want to be the fucker that thought all this shit up!!! Can you imagine the imagination. I mean, come on, a Duck Billed Platypus??? Mastadon, Anteater, the shark (what a fuckin' design that is). Then there are sheep (Look out, there's a cowboy eyeballin' your ass!), cows, chickens (almost everything "Tastes Like Chicken" when you cook it. Dicks, and places to stick 'em...what an idea that was!!!

[audifan]

being a vampire or werewolf would be neat as well .. they are superior to humans ..strenght, immortality, no fear get in ...

But with some handicaps, e.g. serious allergies to full moons, ultra violet, silver etc.

Maybe easier to just be a witch?

[south ov da border]

A grizzly bear. Big and bad and gets to sleep alot...