Any Of You Oriental Ladies Have Cracker Fever?

[Dino Velvet]

If so, let Dino Velvet be your doctor. I have your medicine. It's hot, thick, and smells kinda weird and can be injected in either of 2 locations.

[runround04]

Attention everyone, there IS a Doctor in the house. LOL

[dan_drade]

If so, let Dino Velvet be your doctor. I have your medicine. It's hot, thick, and smells kinda weird and can be injected in either of 2 locations.

What if she is a three input girl. lol

[Dino Velvet]

Attention everyone, there IS a Doctor in the house. LOL

Just call me Dr. Roundeyes. And, yes, I do housecalls.

[phobun]

Asian ladies mostly don't like hairy or fat western men unless there is money, status or opportunity to move. They think they smell.

[Dino Velvet]

Asian ladies mostly don't like hairy or fat western men unless there is money, status or opportunity to move. They think they smell.

Pros: Not Hairy, I Have Money
Cons: Fat, Smelly

[phobun]

Cons: Fat, Smelly

They're lactose intolerant so feed her lots of milk products. She'll be gassy and preoccupied with her smelly farts. Won't make eating her ass fun though.

[Dino Velvet]

They're lactose intolerant so feed her lots of milk products. She'll be gassy and preoccupied with her smelly farts. Won't make eating her ass fun though.

That's OK. I've eaten out Korean gals in massage parlors who's pussies taste like rotten Kim Chee and cigarettes.

[phobun]

that's ok. I've eaten out korean gals in massage parlors who's pussies taste like rotten kim chee and cigarettes.

lol.......

[CORVETTEDUDE]

Rotten Asian Pussy is a delicacy to Dino!!! LOL