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01-05-2011 #1
I Have Tons Of Phlegm Rattling Around In My Chest Now
Had my annual Christmas Season cold. Always starts in my head stopping up my nose and giving me a sore throat. I'm now in the final stage where I feel OK but have tons of phlegm that is eagerly wanting to escape me. I hacked up a big goober in the toilet earlier that looked like a giant splotch of honey mustard. Last night I took a massive bong hit and coughed up a big gray oyster looking thing that went splat up against the wall. Yesterday, I laughed and almost hit a guy with a huge phlegm ball in the arm but he saw it and moved away before it hit him in his right arm.
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01-05-2011 #2
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Re: I Have Tons Of Phlegm Rattling Around In My Chest Now
Don't fuck about... i thought I just had the flu and it turns out I had Swine Flu. I ended up in the hospital for 2 days. Three weeks later and I am finally back to normal. It infected the whole of my endocrine system, swelling up my glands to the size of grapefruit. My whole head was swolen, so painful. Next it infected my Respiratory system filling my lungs with fluid. Make sure it's not swine flu because if it is you only have a day or two to get on Tamiflu or another anti-viral.
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01-05-2011 #4
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Re: I Have Tons Of Phlegm Rattling Around In My Chest Now
I hate the flu. I hate it. I'm too scared to go anywhere near anyone claiming to have the flu. So I usually paste a couple of googly eyes on their shirt, or vest, where-ever. It just makes them seem more approachable. So would you please put on some googly eyes?
"...I no longer believe that people's secrets are defined and communicable, or their feelings full-blown and easy to recognize."_Alice Munro, Chaddeleys and Flemings.
"...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way". _Judge Holden, Cormac McCarthy's, BLOOD MERIDIAN.
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01-05-2011 #5
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01-05-2011 #6
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Re: I Have Tons Of Phlegm Rattling Around In My Chest Now
He's the cool guy in your picture. Surely you've seen his googly eyes sketch on SNL?
"...I no longer believe that people's secrets are defined and communicable, or their feelings full-blown and easy to recognize."_Alice Munro, Chaddeleys and Flemings.
"...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way". _Judge Holden, Cormac McCarthy's, BLOOD MERIDIAN.
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01-05-2011 #8
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Re: I Have Tons Of Phlegm Rattling Around In My Chest Now
I mustn't. I really should be going. I only stepped in to see your etchings.
"...I no longer believe that people's secrets are defined and communicable, or their feelings full-blown and easy to recognize."_Alice Munro, Chaddeleys and Flemings.
"...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way". _Judge Holden, Cormac McCarthy's, BLOOD MERIDIAN.
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01-05-2011 #9
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01-05-2011 #10
Re: I Have Tons Of Phlegm Rattling Around In My Chest Now
I picture Dino's phlegm ball as analogous to the giant tar balls floating around in the Gulf of Mexico, only worse.
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