Two biggest TURN OFFS

[BigDF]

Hygiene needs to be proper, I do not understand why so many clients do not realize this.

You expect to be close in my face then brush your teeth or it will not happen, you expect me to give you oral? Then take a bath DAMN!
I know clients feel embarrassed because I WILL comment on bad hygiene in a heart beat!

P.S Oh, and if you expect to use my shower realize the timer starts as soon as you walk through the door.

UNLESS YOUR VIP OF COURSE

Because those clients are the same little boys I've been ranting about, sweetie. I'd be surprised if you don't know this already, but anyone who shows up at your door in that condition isn't thinking about you as a person. They're thinking of you as a hooker or worse.

Between my marriages I tried a few hookers that I picked up off the street and their hygiene was pretty bad. Of course, when you're drunk, lonely and horny your judgment is not the best. I never tried an escort of your obvious quality because of my experiences with these girls, which was always bad. Looking back now, I'm a little amazed I got out of some of those situations alive. BTW this is why I responded the way I did about the idiot who wouldn't let you call him; still think he's going to be in the doghouse at home

Your signature says it all, but unfortunately the little boys can't read and understand rather simple concepts. So I'll try and put it to them in terms they can understand.

Boys, think of this as being scribbled on the bathroom wall:For a good time take your skanky ass home and get cleaned up, then call Paris, aka the Hollywood Barbie. Bring your manners with you.

That might help a little, but I make no guarantees.

Dave

[bassman2546]

Stank balls and alcohol breath

What? Not smokers breath or coffee breath?

[spankrod]

And that's that.

[solesman]

feet also. I like a well cared for pair like Mandy or jesse's though. Damn they have soft kissable soles