Have you masturbated on christmas?

[laoda8]

I'm just wondering. I do, most days and holidays alike. I'm wondering if anyone else has reservations on certain days. I usually do it in the morning or at night but can't during the day simply because of family activities.

[Lover]

I would never do that. It would be a guaranteed ticket to hell, which I hear is full of black people.

[scroller]

One of my favorite days. Maybe comes from tradition when I was younger -- XMas eve the rest of the family would go to church and I'd jack it. Delightful.

[spankrod]

Laoda8, how do you think I get the "tinsel" on the tree?

[NatashaLover]

I would never do that. It would be a guaranteed ticket to hell, which I hear is full of black people.

Fuck, too late now, I am going directly to hell then.

[GrimFusion]

I don't understand why that's a taboo. I masturbate on Christmas. I've had plenty of sex on Christmas. I prefer the latter, but whackin' off to Bing Crosby playing softly in the background with my hand in a stocking is better than nothin'.

[runround04]

if its time, its time, regardless of the day

[Willie Escalade]

if its time, its time, regardless of the day

Well spoken works!

[rockabilly]

... Insert White Christmas pun here ...

[phobun]

I would never do that. It would be a guaranteed ticket to hell, which I hear is full of black people.

Another dumb comment using race. You're not a very good troll.