View Poll Results: Do You Really Need To Wipe Your Butt If You're Going To Jump In The Shower?
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12-24-2010 #1Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Nice Lady Platinum Poster
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Do You Really Need To Wipe Your Butt If You're Going To Jump In The Shower?
For me, it's unnecessary. I'm going to soap up my crack and rinse all the dung out with my hand held shower thingy. I vote no.
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12-24-2010 #2Silver Poster
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Re: Do You Really Need To Wipe Your Butt If You're Going To Jump In The Shower?
Ahh McGoo......you've done it again.
I've neverdone good things
I've never done bad things
I've never done anything out of the blue
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12-24-2010 #3Professional Poster
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Re: Do You Really Need To Wipe Your Butt If You're Going To Jump In The Shower?
.......
"Do you remember V. P. Dick Cheney "
'YES, I DO. I use to call him 'TAINT'.
"Taint? Why did you call him that?"
'Because in every picture he was between Bush and Colin'
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12-24-2010 #4Senior Member Junior Poster
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Re: Do You Really Need To Wipe Your Butt If You're Going To Jump In The Shower?
your threads always make me laugh
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12-24-2010 #5Eurotrash! Platinum Poster
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Re: Do You Really Need To Wipe Your Butt If You're Going To Jump In The Shower?
I used to think plumbers were overpaid bastards but, i'm thinking if they ever have to go to Dinos' place, they're going to earn that wonga!
I hate being bipolar...It's fucking ace!
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12-24-2010 #6Junior Poster
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Re: Do You Really Need To Wipe Your Butt If You're Going To Jump In The Shower?
Oh please!
" I don't pay them(Women) for sex, I pay them to leave".
Charlie Sheen
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12-24-2010 #7Hey! Get off my lawn. 5 Star Poster
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Re: Do You Really Need To Wipe Your Butt If You're Going To Jump In The Shower?
This thread would ideally be merged with the "Why use regular plates when you can use paper plates" thread. Having a stack of paper plates on hand to make a quick frisbee wipe down the crack of your ass before jumping into the shower would seem to be the best of all worlds.
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12-24-2010 #8Silver Poster
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Re: Do You Really Need To Wipe Your Butt If You're Going To Jump In The Shower?
I'd think one would want to knock out the big particles first, just so you don't have to mash them up with your toes to make them go down the drain. It only takes one swipe, & shit paper isn't that expensive by the square. Ya cheap bastard.
"You can pick your friends & you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on your saddle."
~ Kinky Friedman ~
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12-24-2010 #9Junior Poster
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Re: Do You Really Need To Wipe Your Butt If You're Going To Jump In The Shower?
Why wipe or shower? Just let it crust over.
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12-24-2010 #105 Star Poster
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Re: Do You Really Need To Wipe Your Butt If You're Going To Jump In The Shower?
Dino you would enjoy the toilets in Thailand. Each one has a "bum gun".
Easy clean up. And convenient for that quick enema when you need it.
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