Why wash dishes, when there's paper plates?

[PomonaCA]

Seriously

[renoned]

Damn right now if they disposable frying pans I'd have it made.

[Paladin]

you all have no class.

[PomonaCA]

Gentlemen,

Guys like us are good for the environment. Think of all the plastic bottles we will save by not using dish soap. Think of the black people in China who will not have to work in sweat shops to make bottles. Think of the blind kid in Aidslandia who will not see the light of day, but will live with clean drinking water.

If it wasn't for guys like us, the world would be washing dishes and getting their own hands dirty.

[partlycloudy]

what about the trees you have to cut down to make those paper plates?

[PomonaCA]

what about the trees you have to cut down to make those paper plates?

Well you don't actually have to cut down a WHOLE tree to make paper platers. You can just knock down a branch. Or if you have a neighbor who's a real asshole, you can just chop his tree down in the middle of the night.

Besides who cares about trees? Trees....... well they actually grow on trees! You can just plant 5 new ones for every asshole neighbors tree that you chop down.

[rockabilly]

They do make disposable grills.



Now w/ legs!

[joeym75ld]

What about all the landfill space your paper plates (and cups and plastic forks, knives, spoons) are taking up?

[DL_NL]

Nice idea for a romantic Xmas dinner. Paper plates and wine from plastic cups. With disposable cutlery, natch. Nice to decant wine from the carton straight into my plastic cup, exudes class.

[rockabilly]

And twinkies for dessert.