Why is a hard dick so hard to find?

[TsVanessa69]

I'm not looking for escorts or girls with the thickest dick and biggest loads.
But if you're putting fully functional in your ad you are implying you have no problem getting hard for your clients. If you cannot get hard for everyone then don't put fully functional to lead people on, simple as that. Just like with a real job, if I go out to eat and I don't get what I ordered I want a refund

Money is for time not services.

[TsVanessa69]

these threads are so funny to me
a dude crying cuz a girls dick wasnt hard enough, LMAO.
next time you and they guys are playing poker or watching a game, how about you ask them what they think the problem is?

[dderek123]

Money is for time not services.

Ahh so just the time spent with an escort is what you are paying for? Right, that's it. Man if I were an escort I would just play video games with my clients.

[RubyTS]

Ahh so just the time spent with an escort is what you are paying for? Right, that's it. Man if I were an escort I would just play video games with my clients.

ive done that

i actually did an outcall to the hyatt in philly just last week and i made 1000 just having an awesome conversation with this guy. there was some playing involved, but we were both a little too drunk to perform lol. it was cool though, i had a great time and he did as well. I almost wish i hadn't declined his offer to stay the whole night but i have a son to feed lol (my ferret)

[amberskyi]

ive done that

i actually did an outcall to the hyatt in philly just last week and i made 1000 just having an awesome conversation with this guy. there was some playing involved, but we were both a little too drunk to perform lol. it was cool though, i had a great time and he did as well. I almost wish i hadn't declined his offer to stay the whole night but i have a son to feed lol (my ferret)

i love clients like that.its funny though how the really high paying gentleman just want companionship.

[TsVanessa69]

i love clients like that.its funny though how the really high paying gentleman just want companionship.

And they treat you like a human. my favorite was with a gentleman visiting from Italy. A whole nite, we ate, drank wine by the fireplace, had good conversation about everything under the sun, went upstairs to the room, I watched Maid In Manhattan, he ask me to tuck him in and in the morning we showered and left. He left a tip as big as the tribute!! And thanked me for not being obsorbed in myself like alot of girls.

[TsVanessa69]

Ahh so just the time spent with an escort is what you are paying for? Right, that's it. Man if I were an escort I would just play video games with my clients.

I am an escort not a prostitute. I provide what you dont egt home from wifey or girlfriend. Alot of men say females lack listening skills after the first few months of the relationship or marriage.

[goku]

i can say honestly say that i usually dont have a problem keeeping my clients satisfied, ever if they are bottoms and reallly want cock and im having an off day, i still make sure they leave with a smile and they always come back for more. THATS what a good provider does, but mother nature can be a bitch sometimes and its just one of those things that complaining about just isnt gonna make any difference. When u take into fact that a lot of girls are desensitized and have a hard time getting aroused even OFF hormones, then u throw hormones and testosterone blockers in the mix, then an arrogant or unattractive or smelly guy, then he doent have any clue what he's doing.... Sometimes all it takes is a little chemistry! I vibe off my clients. Just like a comedian needs the audience to laugh. I sometimes get guys that just lay there and im like...ummmm...okayyyyy.... Hope this helps. Anyways, Better luck next time!

LOL


I find it ironic that a whole board of dudes can't understand how a person would have a hard time getting it up in certain situations, considering most of the guys on this board have been in an awkward situation where we had to put a little effort into getting "Tall Tommy" to perform. Now factor in hormones, and multiple partners in a day and you can see why it can be a problem at some point.

Eventually, a times comes up for every human with a dick where the situation at hand causes you to lose focus. Us guys don't go completely flaccid in those situations, as we usually just need a couple quick strokes to get pointed in the right direction, but we aren't taking hormones either.

Truthfully, we should be the first ones to understand.

[Ryz]

Just close your eyes think of something nice and get it over with

[TSCURIOUS]

Vanessa - An escort is a prostitute. Deal with it!!!
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