Why is a hard dick so hard to find?

[dderek123]

Maybe because escorts are offering services in exchange for money than the client obviously has expectations for the service provider to provide a satisfactory service.

[amberskyi]

It's just that people shouldn't advertise that they're FULLY FUNCTIONAL if they really aren't

fully functional just means her dick gets hard.im sure your fully functional but does your shit get hard for every one???
we not machines people!!there isnt a magic fucking switch we poke to get out penises up.we're people with involuntary body functions just like everyone else.
dont expect a girl to get hard if you dnt stimulate her.seems really unfair but deal with it or just dont see escorts.
and like i said before if all you care about is cock than go see a man.the truth of the matter is as long as you deal with ts women this is an issue you will run into time and time again.
you guys really need to learn the difference between reality and fantasy.smh.yall want us to be passable,have womans bodies and still function like a gay porn star or something.

[Ryz]

fully functional just means her dick gets hard.im sure your fully functional but does your shit get hard for every one???
we not machines people!!there isnt a magic fucking switch we poke to get out penises up.we're people with involuntary body functions just like everyone else.
dont expect a girl to get hard if you dnt stimulate her.seems really unfair but deal with it or just dont see escorts.
and like i said before if all you care about is cock than go see a man.the truth of the matter is as long as you deal with ts women this is an issue you will run into time and time again.
you guys really need to learn the difference between reality and fantasy.smh.yall want us to be passable,have womans bodies and still function like a gay porn star or something.

I'm not looking for escorts or girls with the thickest dick and biggest loads.
But if you're putting fully functional in your ad you are implying you have no problem getting hard for your clients. If you cannot get hard for everyone then don't put fully functional to lead people on, simple as that. Just like with a real job, if I go out to eat and I don't get what I ordered I want a refund

[dderek123]

fully functional just means her dick gets hard.im sure your fully functional but does your shit get hard for every one???
we not machines people!.

An escort fulfills a fantasy for the client. No hard penis = fantasy not fulfilled (for most clients I imagine).

Magic blue pills can help with that from what I hear.

[RubyTS]

lmao @ ya'll thinking this is like a macdonalds chain where the customer is always right. Sorry this isnt a professional business and u cant sure for false advertisement. And PS FF means u can get hard and cum.

Theres no guarantee of anything when u walk into an escorts room especially with the disclaimers saying money is for time and companionship and sex isnt promised.

i can say honestly say that i usually dont have a problem keeeping my clients satisfied, ever if they are bottoms and reallly want cock and im having an off day, i still make sure they leave with a smile and they always come back for more. THATS what a good provider does, but mother nature can be a bitch sometimes and its just one of those things that complaining about just isnt gonna make any difference. When u take into fact that a lot of girls are desensitized and have a hard time getting aroused even OFF hormones, then u throw hormones and testosterone blockers in the mix, then an arrogant or unattractive or smelly guy, then he doent have any clue what he's doing.... Sometimes all it takes is a little chemistry! I vibe off my clients. Just like a comedian needs the audience to laugh. I sometimes get guys that just lay there and im like...ummmm...okayyyyy.... Hope this helps. Anyways, Better luck next time!

[FreddieGomez]

rubi que veo estas en BGC ahora

[dderek123]

Oh yeah I imagine having a charming and pleasant client would help things. Fulfilling diverse sexual fantasies doesn't seem like an easy job. But thats why the best escorts make the big bucks eh?

[BLKGSXR]

lmao @ ya'll thinking this is like a macdonalds chain where the customer is always right. Sorry this isnt a professional business and u cant sure for false advertisement. And PS FF means u can get hard and cum.

Theres no guarantee of anything when u walk into an escorts room especially with the disclaimers saying money is for time and companionship and sex isnt promised.

i can say honestly say that i usually dont have a problem keeeping my clients satisfied, ever if they are bottoms and reallly want cock and im having an off day, i still make sure they leave with a smile and they always come back for more. THATS what a good provider does, but mother nature can be a bitch sometimes and its just one of those things that complaining about just isnt gonna make any difference. When u take into fact that a lot of girls are desensitized and have a hard time getting aroused even OFF hormones, then u throw hormones and testosterone blockers in the mix, then an arrogant or unattractive or smelly guy, then he doent have any clue what he's doing.... Sometimes all it takes is a little chemistry! I vibe off my clients. Just like a comedian needs the audience to laugh. I sometimes get guys that just lay there and im like...ummmm...okayyyyy.... Hope this helps. Anyways, Better luck next time!

Very well said Ruby. P.S. I will cut you homie!

[RubyTS]

not if i stab u first

[BLKGSXR]

not if i stab u first

Ill do it at night Like a Ninja you wont be able to see me