Ever Shit Blood???

[Dino Velvet]

I thought I just did. I took a leisurely walk to the toilet and sat down, grabbed my Tetris game, and got ready for a major evacuation. I was having a good Tetris game and really into it. After the game ended I realized I had no bullets left chambered so I unrolled some toilet paper. My bowels were a little loose tonight so I wiped four times. I stood up and turned around to admire my work and caught a shocking sight. I'm a husky fella with a wide spray and the whole inside of the bowl looked like it was spackled with coagulated blood. I then remembered I ate some leftover chicken smothered in Frank's Hot Buffalo Sauce. I like my chicken hot and use lots of it, so much that it makes my shit turn red. I also became aware that my anus was panting and burning a bit. I'm glad there was a good explanation and no harm done. Good night, folks.

[runround04]

Drink 2 liters of grape soda, turn your shit green...

[Dino Velvet]

Drink 2 liters of grape soda, turn your shit green...

Purple + Brown = Green?

[Niccolo]

Could have been some leaky piles?

[Dino Velvet]

Could have been some leaky piles?

The only solid piece of dung in there looked like Owen Wilson's nose if it were badly sunburned.

[IwantAbkShemale]

it's just internal hemorrhoids.

[lisaparadise]

your crude what the fucks wrong with your head?

[Dino Velvet]

your crude what the fucks wrong with your head?

You'll have to check the records of the hospital I escaped from.

[rockabilly]

Better question ... Do Vampires pee/crap blood?

The vampire in Stephen King's "The Night Flier" did.

[Pelheckitt]

Shitting blood isnt normal?????????????