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11-05-2011 #1
The Left Hand Is The Devil's Mistress!!!
So why can't I jerk off with it? No matter how hard I try it's just weird. My right hand is Vanessa Del Rio and my left is Shelley Winters' corpse. I can do some ball fondling and taint rubbing with Lefty but that's about it.
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11-06-2011 #2
Re: The Left Hand Is The Devil's Mistress!!!
I know how you feel Dino. I am right handed but wack it with my left. I can't get any where using the right hand. It is weird.
"IT IS WHAT IT IS"
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11-06-2011 #3
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Re: The Left Hand Is The Devil's Mistress!!!
I'm ambidextrous, sort of. Actually left handed but forced (coerced) by peer pressure at an early age to learn how to write with my right hand.
I throw Frisbees left but baseballs right. Still write right but do delicate tasks left. Tennis is awesome for me because I don't have a weak side. I lead left in a fight but can land a haymaker with either fist.
For the brutal work of whipping Willie and the Boys I can go right or left.
Maybe you just need to practice. Work at it - maybe you could turn Shelly Winters into Shelly Long, at least. She's serviceable.
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11-06-2011 #5
Re: The Left Hand Is The Devil's Mistress!!!
Shelly Long's corpse might be more attractive. Good advice.
I played baseball for years. I threw with my right but batted right and left. I was a power hitter right-handed but hit for singles with the left. More concerned with contact than power from the left side. Right side I swung for the fence.
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11-06-2011 #6
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Re: The Left Hand Is The Devil's Mistress!!!
You just need to revise your image of Shelly Winters. You know she loved being naughty and getting spanked.
"...I no longer believe that people's secrets are defined and communicable, or their feelings full-blown and easy to recognize."_Alice Munro, Chaddeleys and Flemings.
"...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way". _Judge Holden, Cormac McCarthy's, BLOOD MERIDIAN.
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11-06-2011 #7
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11-06-2011 #8
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Re: The Left Hand Is The Devil's Mistress!!!
Trish, you a righty or a lefty? Wiener talk. Not politics.
"...I no longer believe that people's secrets are defined and communicable, or their feelings full-blown and easy to recognize."_Alice Munro, Chaddeleys and Flemings.
"...the order in creation which you see is that which you have put there, like a string in a maze, so that you shall not lose your way". _Judge Holden, Cormac McCarthy's, BLOOD MERIDIAN.
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11-06-2011 #9
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11-06-2011 #10
Re: The Left Hand Is The Devil's Mistress!!!
If you use your left, does it feel like you're cheating on the right?
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