The Left Hand Is The Devil's Mistress!!!

[Dino Velvet]

So why can't I jerk off with it? No matter how hard I try it's just weird. My right hand is Vanessa Del Rio and my left is Shelley Winters' corpse. I can do some ball fondling and taint rubbing with Lefty but that's about it.

[Yeah]

I know how you feel Dino. I am right handed but wack it with my left. I can't get any where using the right hand. It is weird.

[MdR Dave]

I'm ambidextrous, sort of. Actually left handed but forced (coerced) by peer pressure at an early age to learn how to write with my right hand.

I throw Frisbees left but baseballs right. Still write right but do delicate tasks left. Tennis is awesome for me because I don't have a weak side. I lead left in a fight but can land a haymaker with either fist.

For the brutal work of whipping Willie and the Boys I can go right or left.

Maybe you just need to practice. Work at it - maybe you could turn Shelly Winters into Shelly Long, at least. She's serviceable.

[Dino Velvet]

I know how you feel Dino. I am right handed but wack it with my left. I can't get any where using the right hand. It is weird.

I am just as strong right vs left but my left hand doesn't have the coordination that my right one does. My right hand is a real ace though and keeps me from prowling the streets in the dead of night.

[Dino Velvet]

I'm ambidextrous, sort of. Actually left handed but forced (coerced) by peer pressure at an early age to learn how to write with my right hand.

I throw Frisbees left but baseballs right. Still write right but do delicate tasks left. Tennis is awesome for me because I don't have a weak side. I lead left in a fight but can land a haymaker with either fist.

For the brutal work of whipping Willie and the Boys I can go right or left.

Maybe you just need to practice. Work at it - maybe you could turn Shelly Winters into Shelly Long, at least. She's serviceable.

Shelly Long's corpse might be more attractive. Good advice.

I played baseball for years. I threw with my right but batted right and left. I was a power hitter right-handed but hit for singles with the left. More concerned with contact than power from the left side. Right side I swung for the fence.

[trish]

You just need to revise your image of Shelly Winters. You know she loved being naughty and getting spanked.

[Dino Velvet]

You just need to revise your image of Shelly Winters. You know she loved being naughty and getting spanked.

I don't wanna see Shelley Winters young! It's so wrong. Gimme Shelley Winters from The Delta Force so we can put things in their proper perspective.

Trish, you a righty or a lefty? Wiener talk. Not politics.

[trish]

Trish, you a righty or a lefty? Wiener talk. Not politics.

I'm ambidextrous. I apply a generous dollop of oil to both hands, and start in with my left left while squeezing my tits and pinching my nipples with my right. After about ten minutes I'll trade off. Then I pummel my prostate with my right hand's middle digit and pull my little pud with my left. It usually goes back and forth like that until black out. When I wake up, covered with warm cum, I can never remember which hand it was that did the deed.

[Yeah]

I don't wanna see Shelley Winters young! It's so wrong. Gimme Shelley Winters from The Delta Force so we can put things in their proper perspective.

Trish, you a righty or a lefty? Wiener talk. Not politics.

My right is about as coordinated as a Jerry's kid on steriods.

[maxpower]

If you use your left, does it feel like you're cheating on the right?