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  1. 11-19-2010 #1
    Dino Velvet
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    Default Why Do My Feet Smell Like Hot Buttered Popcorn When I Peel Off My Socks?

    Every night before bed I have to psych myself up before taking off my shoes and socks. I get ready by taking a few deep breaths and think of Hot Apple Pie with a scoop of French Vanilla Ice Cream on top. I get the first sock off and recoil in agony. I build up the courage knowing I'm halfway home and get this Hellish task over with. I quickly lean over and remove the other shoe and sock. Now I'm barefoot and my stinky feet are giving me both barrels of putrid stench and my eyes can't stop watering. The only upside is that if I throw my socks in the back yard the raccoons and skunks will stay away.

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    Why Do My Feet Smell Like Hot Buttered Popcorn When I Peel Off My Socks?

    Change your socks every few weeks to reduce the smell...

    Build a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
    Light a man on fire, he's warm for the rest of his life.
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    Holy shit Dino

    I use to be a Goon. Now I'm a Pretty Bitch.
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    you should burn all your socks and start over on the sock train

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    Dr. Scholl is your friend.

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    You've got Stinkfoot!


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    You're a fat piece of shit, lose some weight and be healthy like me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by DarylWashington View Post
    You're a fat piece of shit, lose some weight and be healthy like me!
    lol .

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    Should we be hearing about this?

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    Fungus isn't just for the athelete anymore.

    There's over the counter fungicide treatments. Treat the shoes or get rid of them.

    "You can pick your friends & you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on your saddle."
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