preop girls and airport full body scanners

[scroller]

Nov-24, National Opt-Out Day for the naked body scanners:

http://www.optoutday.com/

[Paladin]

I also saw this report. I don't think there will be any issues if you dont have a penis larger than 8 inches hanging and fake boobs that I am pretty sure will show on the scanner. At that time I am pretty sure they will pull you over and make a better check. Now the funny part is who is going to make the check up? a woman or a man? I will ask for another TS to do the check up on me! If they dont have one they will need to get one and maybe I can flirt with her and get lucky!

Go ahead, make a scene. You'll end up not flying, and on the TSA's list of troublemakers.

[iamdrgonzo]

Go ahead, make a scene. You'll end up not flying, and on the TSA's list of troublemakers.

Oh no, will that go on my permanent record?

I have not flown since the new (ridiculous) security procedures were put in place. I refuse to submitt to the indignity of being treated like a criminal to fly on a big old jet airplane.

[Paladin]

It's big ol jet AIRLINER

and it's going to "(don't) carry me too far away" in a few days.

Yup, flying is not what it used to be, that's for sure.

Unless you really go too far, you won;t get arrested, but you'll miss a flight that's for sure, and I wouldn't want to get on TSAs bad side.

[iamdrgonzo]

It's big ol jet AIRLINER

and it's going to "(don't) carry me too far away" in a few days.

I knew that

[Paladin]

I knew that

Yup, and that song has one of the best long intros EVER!

Well, I have to get my ass in gear, got to change lodgings, before heading out.

which reminds me of a (really ) bad joke that i think m sister of all people first told me:

Q: why is it that gay men can always travel on uch short notice?

A: Because they always have their shit packed!

Well, needless to say none of my shit is packed, literally and figuratively, so i have to get in gear.

[drock]

I had been through these machines several times..The image of you is viewed by someone in a private room and they don't see who you are...yes you do have an option of pad down as the machine does project terahertz ray, which scientist are debating whether the radiation can damage our dna or not. I know that if I were to be pregnant and caring a child..i would not ever take the risk.

Well fortunately for you that last part you'll never have to worry about. lol