Ear Wax Fetish

[Dino Velvet]

Which of you ladies gets turned on by a man with lots of hot, yellow goop in his ears? I tend to have a lot of wax in my ears when I wake up and wonder if any pretty mommas around here find that sexy. Do you fantasize looking into my ear seeing something that looks like an Apple Pie cooking in an oven and just want to shove your tongue in there and dig out all that steamy slop. Sometimes I have so much it falls out and looks like pieces of buttered popcorn laying on my pillow.

[bridgetbbyxo]

bleah! man.... you are always making such disgustingly vulgar comments... :-/

[rockabilly]

Dino enjoys waxing poetic about ear wax.

[Dino Velvet]

bleah! man.... you are always making such disgustingly vulgar comments... :-/

Thank you. Does that mean you're interested? I've also got some Q-Tips in my bathroom trash can that look like Caramel Apples if you would like to nibble on them.

[Dino Velvet]

Dino enjoys waxing poetic about ear wax.

Hey rockabilly, you ever scoop the crud out of your belly button and spread it on a cracker like it's some sort of Backwoods Caviar?

[rockabilly]

... Nope ...

[hippifried]

Hey rockabilly, you ever scoop the crud out of your belly button and spread it on a cracker like it's some sort of Backwoods Caviar?

Why would he scoop it out when it's such a big turn on for the ladies?

He's sensative that way. Always thinking of others.

[Dino Velvet]

Why would he scoop it out when it's such a big turn on for the ladies?

He's sensative that way. Always thinking of others.

If he ran out he could always fall back on his turd rubbing ability to win the affection of a lady.

[loren]

Ear wax, umm that's a big NO!

[FreddieGomez]

wowwwwwwwpor que alguien tiene un fetiche de cera...!!!!