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    Do poppers actually loosen the ass up a bit? Or do they just make you light headed?
    Amyl nitrite is a vasodialator, & does relax the involuntary muscles, including the sphincter. I'm not sure that's enough by itself, but combine that with some gently intense tongue work, & you just might be in business.


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    Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Nice Lady Platinum Poster Dino Velvet's Avatar
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    I've used snot rockets for lube and also hacked up some loogies with generous amounts of phlegm coughed up from my chest. Both work great. I'm a caring lover to all the pretty mommas that I bed down.



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    Open Sesame



    And she's a redhead!



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    Quote Originally Posted by sexyshana View Post
    lay her on her belly, hold a bottle of poppers under her nose and plow away.
    Where can you buy poppers from?



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    Around here any adult book store,head shop,heck even some video clubs sell them as "head cleaner" next to the microwave popcorn inside the counter.



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    who cares if she feels pain. Drill her ass wide open like youre trying locate those chile miners.



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    thats not right.


    Keep it simple!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dino Velvet View Post
    I've used snot rockets for lube and also hacked up some loogies with generous amounts of phlegm coughed up from my chest. Both work great. I'm a caring lover to all the pretty mommas that I bed down.
    lol

    I hear the wet tears of a virgin also makes for great lube.



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    Dog slobber works good too.




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