Greatest Quotes of all Time

[southern81]

I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion. -Alexander the Great

There is nothing impossible to him who will try.
Alexander the Great

Life's Tragedy is that we get old to soon and wise too late.
Benjamin Franklin

[southern81]

Democracy... while it lasts is more bloody than either aristocracy or monarchy. Remember, democracy never lasts long. It soon wastes, exhausts, and murders itself. There is never a democracy that did not commit suicide. --John Adams

[theone1982]

After your death you will be what you were before your birth. - Arthur Schopenhauer

[Prospero]

"Life is far too serious not to be taken lightly"
Oscar Wilde

[Nivek]

"Modern paintings are like women, you'll never enjoy them if you try to understand them." (Freddie Mercury)

[jaybee]

"When it comes to bullshit, big time, major league bullshit, you have to stand in awe, in AWE, of the all time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims, RELIGION... no contest!" - George Carlin

[jaybee]

"Don’t just eat a mushroom stem and see colours, eat the whole bag and see God one time in your life! A real God! Not some storybook bullshit God that’s been fucking kicked in your head for the last 2000 years that you just accept with no logic what so ever, a real God that works for you. Every time you deny your own logic, deny your own instincts, you deny your own God you fucking moron." - Doug Stanhope

[Faldur]

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film." Oscar Wilde

"I am ready to meet my Maker. Weather my Maker is prepared for the ordeal of meeting me is another matter." Winston Churchill

"Do not follow where the path may lead. Go instead where there is no path and leave a trail." Harold R. McAlindon

"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure." Benny Hill

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, your a mile away from them and you have their shoes." Jack Handey

[tgtscurious]

"Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever" - Keanu Reeves in The Replacements

"One shall stand.. One shall fall" - Optimus Prime

[flabbybody]

Democracy is the worst form of government....
except for all the others.

Sir Winston Churchill