Greatest Quotes of all Time

[Jericho]

The Pope might be French, but Jesus is English!

.....Roland

[Helvis2012]

Clemenza

Classic! Fat Clemenza knows!

[JamesHunt]

Clint Eastwood - A Man's Got to Know his Limitations

[flabbybody]

people will believe a big lie sooner than a little one; and if you repeat it frequently enough people will sooner or later believe it.


Josef Goebbels

[jamiecoxxdotcom]

I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it. - W.C. Fields

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. - Tom Waits, (Most famously.)

I'd rather have 100 natural vices than 1 unnatural virtue. - Oscar Wilde.

[south ov da border]

We don't need no stinkin' badges...

[loren]

I don't know what effect these men will have upon the enemy, but, by God, they frighten me.

I never saw so many shocking bad hats in my life.
- Of the British Parliament.
People talk of their enlisting from their fine military feeling - all stuff - no such thing. Some of our men enlist from having got bastard children -- some for minor offences -- many more for drink.

(my favorite)Hard pounding, gentlemen. Let's see who pounds the longest.

The Duke of Wellington

[princevince89]

"Escalators can not break, they can only become stairs"

-Mitch Hedberg

[lisaparadise]

And so, my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country.
John F. Kennedy

[Amsterdamage]

"i cost so much because i'm not very good. it takes me twice as long to do it right"