Greatest Quotes of all Time

[Silcc69]

When asked if his Florida team would beat Georgia one year, he responded with the question, "is Ray Goff still the head coach there?"

Insulted Florida State University as Free Shoes University (after a shoe store gave Florida State players free shoes).

Questioned the abilities of Head Coach Phillip Fulmer of Tennessee "You can't spell Citrus without UT" and former Tennessee quarterback Peyton Manning "I know why Peyton came back for his senior year: he wanted to be a three-time Citrus Bowl MVP"

in reference to the Citrus Bowl being the designated bowl for the second-choice team from the SEC. Poked fun at a fire that burned 20 books at an Auburn University football dorm, saying; "But the real tragedy was that fifteen hadn't been colored yet!"

Often referred to Georgia Head Coach Ray Goff as Ray Goof;

Imitated Texas Rangers pitcher Kenny Rogers, sticking his finger into a camera and saying; "How y'all like my Kenny Rogers impression?"

When talking about recruiting at South Carolina, Spurrier mentioned that he signed a player from the state of Alabama, offering a comparison to his recruiting when at Florida, said; "In 12 years at Florida, I don't think we ever signed a kid from the state of Alabama"; But then he immediately added the punch: "Of course, we found out later that the scholarships they were giving out at Alabama were worth a whole lot more than ours." (in reference to the University of Alabama recruiting violations in the early 2000s)

Responded to a question of;Coach, how did we beat Tennessee this year?; at a South Carolina alumni meeting with ; "The same way Vanderbilt did."

[rameses2]

"Everybody wants to be a nigga but nobody wants to be a nigga."- Paul Mooney. From Chappelle's Show. After he was asked why Black culture is appropriated by other cultures.

[southern81]

To the victors belong the spoils. --Andrew Jackson

[bassman2546]

Go ahead, make my day.

[Jericho]

I rather like my reputation, actually, that of a spoiled genius from the Welsh gutter, a drunk, a womanizer; it's rather an attractive image. Richard Burton

And just for shits and giggles...

Fog in Channel - Continent cut off. English news paper headline

[ed_jaxon]

The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation.

Henry David Thoreau

[flabbybody]

no one goes there anymore, it's too crowded

Yogi

[LibertyHarkness]

"what d0 y0u mean flash g0rd0n appr0aching!"

"g0rd0ns aliveeeeeee!"

"squadr0n s0rtie Divvvvvvvvvvvveee"

[south ov da border]

"Same sh*t, different toilet"...

[Caff_Racer]

"Vive le Québec libre!" - Charles de Gaulle

"You cannot be fuckin' serious, man!" - John McEnroe