Greatest Quotes of all Time

[jonnie64]

Greatest quote of all time was made by my dad: "Son, don't do shit you suck at."

[LilyRox]

Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth... there is no spoon. You'll then see that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself.

- The Matrix (1999)

[Torris]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy

[danthepoetman]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy

I love this one, Torris.

[dontarte]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a pre-frontal lobotomy

- reminds me of Housman's

Malt does more than Milton can,
To justify God's ways to man.