What is an escort really?

[Vicki Richter]

LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Glad you liked Nick... As a veteran poster here, you clearly have a grip on good humor.

[chefmike]

I was once driven to Mexico in a stolen Ram pickup and spent a month doing a donkey show 6 times a day for the sum of 300 pesos. In a strange twist, I intimately befriended the midget running the show (the individual who had hired me). Oddly, he never wanted to kiss me after my shows. Wierd huh?

Vicki, you never told us if you befriended the donkey.

[GroobySteven]

Wow this is really a hostile reaction. I'm pretty shocked at how I constantly get attacked here for sharing funny quips and stories completely unrelated to anyone in particular. It seems that Allanah and Seanchai are two members of the shemale axis of immature evil.

Stalkers.

Nope I just cannot stand you.
Stalking - as long as you continue to make comments which most people can see are nothing more than ill-mannered, ill-tempered jibes at people fueled by your alcholic tendancies and low self-esteem then I'm continue to respond to you on this site.
I'd expect most people other than a few cock worshippers would see through you for the sad individual you are.
seanchai

[BeardedOne]

There are men as well out there- who will pay for your time to take you to dinner, lunch- etc.

I have a curious story to tell- I was flown to Thailand for 4 days once and I never had sex with the person. We had a great time AND it was like we were a couple on vacation- but oddly no sex. I actually wanted to because I was attracted to him- but he never made a move.

So again- you can not generalize every client in this category.

Awr. Sounds like a fantasy of mine. The vacation to Thailand, I mean, though company would be nice, too.

I've reached a point in my life where I believe that my only sure relationship would be a 'trophy wife'. Unfortunately, fate has decreed that I not be in the position to 'own' but only 'rent', so my attentions turned to escorts a couple of years ago.

I guess I'm looking for what is referred to as the "GFE", or "girlfriend experience" and that's a little of what I've touched on so far. Of course, my history equates "GFE" with psychotic episodes, police calls, rumor mongering, and your-cat-my-cat custody battles, so I'm still testing the waters.

[fun1990]

There are men as well out there- who will pay for your time to take you to dinner, lunch- etc.

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dam I barely have enough to pay for my own dinner and a quick one in the sac, if I spent a whole hour with her, I go broke....oh wait, sorry I am already broke

[Vicki Richter]

Wow this is really a hostile reaction. I'm pretty shocked at how I constantly get attacked here for sharing funny quips and stories completely unrelated to anyone in particular. It seems that Allanah and Seanchai are two members of the shemale axis of immature evil.

Stalkers.

Nope I just cannot stand you.
Stalking - as long as you continue to make comments which most people can see are nothing more than ill-mannered, ill-tempered jibes at people fueled by your alcholic tendancies and low self-esteem then I'm continue to respond to you on this site.
I'd expect most people other than a few cock worshippers would see through you for the sad individual you are.
seanchai

WOW. Now you are offending your fan base. Biting the hand that feeds you huh Seanchai? Again, I am far from an alcoholic. Nice slander though. I refuse to feed your angry hateful fire.

[slinky]

I was once driven to Mexico in a stolen Ram pickup and spent a month doing a donkey show 6 times a day for the sum of 300 pesos. In a strange twist, I intimately befriended the midget running the show (the individual who had hired me). Oddly, he never wanted to kiss me after my shows. Wierd huh?

I told you "midget" is insulting and that you should use "little people"... and you wonder why I never kissed you......


PS I wasn't really a donkey, it was Ron Jeremy in a mask. Fortunately we saved money on the body because we didn't have to buy fur.

[Vicki Richter]

I was once driven to Mexico in a stolen Ram pickup and spent a month doing a donkey show 6 times a day for the sum of 300 pesos. In a strange twist, I intimately befriended the midget running the show (the individual who had hired me). Oddly, he never wanted to kiss me after my shows. Wierd huh?

Vicki, you never told us if you befriended the donkey.

Since you ask... Yes... After so much personal contact, Mr Bill (the donkey) and I became very close. He greeted me each morning, full of anticipation, with his excited donkey bleating. It was sad to leave, but unfortunately I was replaced with a two headed Argentinian woman. Clearly you understand the logistics.

[fun1990]

They only suck cock? Thats it. What about fucking and stuff? And like what is thing ectstatic talks about eye candy. I mean I didn't even know the eye had taste buds, so how could it taste anything sweet?

legend, is that you?[/quote]

Nah, Mike I ain't no legend. I can't even get ants to worship me, let alone humans. Hey I can't even get myself to worship myself and my dick is disappointed at me. But thanks for the compliment.

But in any case, it there some problem between Vicki and Allanah, I mean it seems like an innocent conversation and I am sure whatever problems in the past they had, it will work out. Hey look at me, every where I look there is problem, no tiolet paper, a car that doesn't work, I only have half a brain, I still stand on my own two feet.

So I guess you two having good lucks and I am sure plenty to tiolet paper with a nice car and a full brain, things will be alright.

[fun1990]

dam I meant good looks not lucks, another problem of mine is my speling