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    Senior Member Platinum Poster giovanni_hotel's Avatar
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    Naw, you and Danielle, brah. She loves the poopy talk.



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    Marjorie Taylor Greene Is A Nice Lady Platinum Poster Dino Velvet's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by giovanni_hotel View Post
    Naw, you and Danielle, brah. She loves the poopy talk.
    Really? All my life I've been searching for a gal as fascinated with poop as much as me. We can have his and her's toilets and hold hands while we take a shit. I can wipe her ass and she can wipe mine. How romantic.

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    Who said romance was dead?


    I hate being bipolar...It's fucking ace!

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    Pictures or it didn't happen!



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    Quote Originally Posted by Faldur View Post
    Pictures or it didn't happen!
    Hasn't happened yet. Danielle still has to accept my proposal. Then I will get down on one knee, reach into her rectum, pull out a turd, and place a ring on it.

    Anyone wanting a license to print money should create a Newlywed Reality Show between me and her. Our similarities and differences with her Latin temper and my shitty passive aggressiveness would make for some great TV.



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