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Thread: This just in
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09-01-2010 #21
Naw, you and Danielle, brah. She loves the poopy talk.
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09-01-2010 #22
Really? All my life I've been searching for a gal as fascinated with poop as much as me. We can have his and her's toilets and hold hands while we take a shit. I can wipe her ass and she can wipe mine. How romantic.
Our wedding will be catered by Tito's Tacos. All are welcome.
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09-02-2010 #23
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Who said romance was dead?
I hate being bipolar...It's fucking ace!
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09-02-2010 #24
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09-02-2010 #25
Hasn't happened yet. Danielle still has to accept my proposal. Then I will get down on one knee, reach into her rectum, pull out a turd, and place a ring on it.
Anyone wanting a license to print money should create a Newlywed Reality Show between me and her. Our similarities and differences with her Latin temper and my shitty passive aggressiveness would make for some great TV.