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    LOL

    I could not help myself

    Fresh Dubya Quote:

    "And so I've made some proposals to the Congress, proposals that work with how fast benefits will go up, proposals that said if you're in the -- a poor American, nothing is going to change for you. If you're a wealthy American, your benefits will grow, but at a slower rate."

    Washington, D.C., Oct. 26, 2005


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    It sounds like classic shrubyaspeak, fer sure...


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    Default C O W S S S S ! ! ! ! !

    This is so real. OMG, this is funny and TRUE! ! ! ! !



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    to anyone who took offense to this thread I say



    DON'T HAVE A COW!!!!

    LOL
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    Quote Originally Posted by LG
    Seen an older version of this but its still funny.


    I do agree though, damn cows. Do you have any idea how much methane their flatulent asses produce? And what this is doing to our atmosphere? We should stop raising cows and plant soya beans. Then again, hamburgers taste good and soya tastes terrible. Damn soya beans!
    The flatulence from cows and termites is required to help regulate the oxygen in the atmosphere. Too much oxygen and the world would catch fire. So farting is useful.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Starman
    Quote Originally Posted by LG
    Seen an older version of this but its still funny.


    I do agree though, damn cows. Do you have any idea how much methane their flatulent asses produce? And what this is doing to our atmosphere? We should stop raising cows and plant soya beans. Then again, hamburgers taste good and soya tastes terrible. Damn soya beans!
    The flatulence from cows and termites is required to help regulate the oxygen in the atmosphere. Too much oxygen and the world would catch fire. So farting is useful.
    Maybe all that oxygen would help dilute the green house gasses?



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    Chefmike.......A herd of the finest Jersey transsexual cows , with beautiful lactating udders, long hard cocks, gorgeous eyes, horny, big fine rumps. What would he do? Ignore them totally, and go back to masturbating with his book of left-wing political cartoons.



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    Suck fuck economics

    You have two cows
    You fuck both of them you suck bastard!


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    Quote Originally Posted by yourdaddy
    Chefmike.......A herd of the finest Jersey transsexual cows , with beautiful lactating udders, long hard cocks, gorgeous eyes, horny, big fine rumps. What would he do? Ignore them totally, and go back to masturbating with his book of left-wing political cartoons.
    didn't have a cow!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Felicia Katt
    Quote Originally Posted by yourdaddy
    Chefmike.......A herd of the finest Jersey transsexual cows , with beautiful lactating udders, long hard cocks, gorgeous eyes, horny, big fine rumps. What would he do? Ignore them totally, and go back to masturbating with his book of left-wing political cartoons.
    didn't have a cow!!!

    FK

    thanks...but I'm still drivin bush is yourdaddy crazy...I think he likes me...he really likes me...


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