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11-16-2005 #1Gold Poster
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What are the 10 worst songs you ever heard?
I know people have heard hundreds of bad songs but list the 10 worst!
10.Right Said Fred, I'm Too Sexy
9.Master P feat. Silkk, Fiend, Mia-x & Mystikal - Make Em Say Uhh
8.Don Johnson - Heartbeat
7.Master P - Make Em Say Uhh
6. Snow - Informer
5.Aqua - Barbie Girl
4.Eddie Murphy-Party All the Time
3.Sisqo - The Thong Song
2.MC Hammer- Bumps n Pumps
1.Vanilla Ice- Ice Ice Baby
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11-16-2005 #2Professional Poster
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10) My White Tee
9) Because I got High
Whoomp, There it is (not to be confused with Whoot, There it is)
7) Hollaback Girl (So what it has a Neptune's beat)
6) The Macarena
5) Barbie girl
That's all I can think of, I have a permenant block in my brain with bad music.
Shush girl, shut your lips
Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips
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11-16-2005 #3Gold Poster
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i would say whenever i hear alot of "top 40" stations , my ears start to bleed, lmao
u will be fucking fat bitches in no time
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11-16-2005 #45 Star Poster
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Kind of agree with previous posters. Hear are ten songs I find atrocious, in random order
-Michael Bolton- Can I touch You There (where Michael, where?)
-New Kids on the Block- Hangin' Tough (lame teenagers pretending to be tough)
-Meat Loaf- I'll do Anything for Love (please don't Meatloaf, that would be too gross)
-Right Said Fred- I'm too sexy (really? and how did you come to this conclusion)
-Snow- Informer (clever lurics those- a licky boom boom down)
-Celine Dion- My Heart will go on (my ears will go on bleeding)
-Color Me Badd- I wanna sex you up (this song is just too disgusting to describe)
-Ace of Base- All that she wants (All that I want is to turn off the stereo)
-Rick Astley- Never Gonna Give You up (scary thought, Rick)
Kylie Minogue- I should be so Lucky (Kylie in her days of lameness)
Bubbling under:
-ABBA: Waterloo (their worst song ever)
-Patti Page- How much is that doggie in the window? (I'm throwing the single through the window)
-Paul Anka- Diana (did he sing this to his nanny?)
-The Beatles- Obla di Obla da (such a great band, such a shit song)
-Black Lace- Agadoo (if you've never heard this, avoid)
-Ricky Martin- She Bangs (I'm sure you've heard this)
-Rod Stewart- Do you think I'm sexy? (Rod sings about his body. Fetch me the barfbag)
-Donny Osmond- Puppy Love (Donny had the Paul Anka syndrome)
-Vanilla Ice- Ice Ice Baby (even worse than the Queen/ Bowie song 'Under pressure' that it ripped off)
-anything else by Michael Bolton or Celine Dion
-anything produced by Stock, Aitken and Waterman
-most Elton John, Billy Joel and Phil Collins songs
-most songs by MC Hammer, Paula Abdul, Vanessa Williams
- most songs sung by little kids, sports stars, old people, nuns, boy bands, girl bands, Barney the Dinosaur, the Teletubbies, Bob the Builder or any other kid's TV characters in furry suits. Although the Muppet Show and Sesame Street theme songs weren't too bad.
Navin R. Johnson: You mean I'm going to stay this color??
Mother: I'd love you if you were the color of a baboon's ass.
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11-16-2005 #5Rookie Poster
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Hmmm...
Happy Birthday To You -Unknown
After 30, I really hate that song.
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11-16-2005 #6Rookie Poster
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Whatever the Top Ten is on the Billboard Singles Charts on any given day in the past 8 years.
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11-16-2005 #7Veteran Poster
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trapped in the closet, 1-12. smh @ r kelly comin up with this shit while hes high
New Orleans, no place like home.
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11-16-2005 #8Platinum Poster
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I second that emotion (a quote from another bad song).
Originally Posted by boogiecrew
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Poe
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11-16-2005 #9Professional Poster
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In no particular order:
Omm Bop- Hanson was just a bunch of androgenus kids who sound like they are from a really lousy acid trip.
Tell me why ( Stern made an awesome paroday of it )
Walk like a man ( and the guy sings it like a woman )
YMCA
Anything from Celene Dion
Micheal Bolton
Anything made by Metallica after the Black Album ( and after selling out ), they sound more like stuff you'd hear in a hillbilly beer joint.
Garth Brooks, songs suck and since when do girls find pudgey guys wearing jeans 3 sizes too small sexy?
Play the funky music, white boy.
The music from that douche' bag, donald trump's, stupid ass tv show.
Burninating the country side, burninating the peasants. Burninating all the people in their thatched roof cottages....THATCHED ROOF COTTAGES!!!!!
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08-04-2006 #105 Star Poster
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Good topic. I'll roll these out pretty fast as they come to mind.
10. Anything by the Tragically Hip. They simply suck!
9. Crazy, Crying, Amazing by Aerosmith. Oh wait, those are three different songs. I couldn't tell.
8. You shook my all night long - AC/DC and Celine Dion live. Yuck!
7. Britney Spears - Couldn't pick just one.
6. Lou Bega - Mambo #5
5. She's like the wind - Patrick Swayze
4. Party all the time - Eddie Murphy
3. Heartbeat - Don Johnson
2. Me Against the Music - Madonna and Britney
1. Mr. Roboto - Styx
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