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    Default Tranny checklist

    These are the things I would look for in a tranny.

    1.Real hair-I hate weaves and wigs very ghetto.
    2.Passable-no facial hair,no square jaw,absolutely NO deep voice.
    3.Nice feet-This is hard for trannies but you have to have feet like Celeste.
    4.No cheekbone implants-Probably the worst surgery out there.....NO!!
    5.Soft skin-If my skin is softer than yours thats a problem...moisturize!
    6.Normal size breasts and butt-Please do not supersize my portions.....thanks.
    7.No escorting-Do I really need to explain why?
    8.Sweet personality
    9.Non drug user-Yeah right....Im REALLY dreaming!
    10.Pretty-I am you be 2.



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    That's what I look for in GG's as well but I think you're forgetting something Solitary Brother. How about ?

    11. A nicely sized and fully functional cock.


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    where does having intelligence rank on your list? 448432937 ?


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    nice personailty and all natural....i want to play with carbon based flesh not silicon. I can live with the somewhat deep voice cuz not even all real GGs have a high voice. Intelligence is a factor also, and femeinine beauty always helps. A fully functional cock is nice also cuz then the two can be equals and take turns fucking hee hee



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    Assuming the characteristics are those needed for a real relationship, not just a fantasy fuck:
    1. A passable personality, the type that can have a meal in a restaurant without drawing attention. A beautiful T woman who always acts like a drag diva is less passable than a slightly less physically feminine one who can act like a lady.
    2. Escorting in the past? Well it may have been a necessity. Escorting in the future? Well is she looking for monogamy from me? I could have a caring and mutually erotic relationship with someone who has a professional thing going when she's not with me. Being able to hold a real world real job is a necessity, though. Not being capable of anything but sex work is seveerly dysfunctional.
    3. Teensy, limp, or no more cock---no problem, as long as she passionately loves being fucked.



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    Look at the experts.



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    Guess it's just Palmela and her 5 sisters then?



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    I don't like to ask for much but this is what I'm looking for...

    1. She must have a face so attractive that I come as soon as I look at it
    2. She must be telepathic so she can give me head or a cold beer before I even ask for it
    3. She must have breasts that instantly enlarge when I’m in a big titty mood and shrink when I’m not
    4. She must be obscenely rich so I can retire immediately
    5. She must have an IQ of 378 and a masters degree in astrobiomechanochemophysics
    6. She must have a portcullis in her elbow and a nose in her armpit
    7. She must be able to run 100 metres in 8 seconds
    8. She must be a virtuoso euphonium player
    9. She must like porcupines
    10. She must hate rap music, armadillos and onion flavoured ice cream

    Well, that’s about it. I don’t wanna be greedy…


    Last edited by traLika; 08-09-2010 at 09:12 PM.

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    lol@ tralika!!



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    Sorry, I forgot to mention the 17 inch penis!



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