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08-09-2010 #1
Tranny checklist
These are the things I would look for in a tranny.
1.Real hair-I hate weaves and wigs very ghetto.
2.Passable-no facial hair,no square jaw,absolutely NO deep voice.
3.Nice feet-This is hard for trannies but you have to have feet like Celeste.
4.No cheekbone implants-Probably the worst surgery out there.....NO!!
5.Soft skin-If my skin is softer than yours thats a problem...moisturize!
6.Normal size breasts and butt-Please do not supersize my portions.....thanks.
7.No escorting-Do I really need to explain why?
8.Sweet personality
9.Non drug user-Yeah right....Im REALLY dreaming!
10.Pretty-I am you be 2.
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08-09-2010 #2
That's what I look for in GG's as well but I think you're forgetting something Solitary Brother. How about ?
11. A nicely sized and fully functional cock.
Oh, I may be on the side of the angels... but don't think for one second that I am one of them. (Sherlock Holmes)
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08-09-2010 #3
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where does having intelligence rank on your list? 448432937 ?
I've sucked Vanity, Yasmin, Mia and Saigon...and no, not on the same night.
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08-09-2010 #4
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nice personailty and all natural....i want to play with carbon based flesh not silicon. I can live with the somewhat deep voice cuz not even all real GGs have a high voice. Intelligence is a factor also, and femeinine beauty always helps. A fully functional cock is nice also cuz then the two can be equals and take turns fucking hee hee
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08-09-2010 #5
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Assuming the characteristics are those needed for a real relationship, not just a fantasy fuck:
1. A passable personality, the type that can have a meal in a restaurant without drawing attention. A beautiful T woman who always acts like a drag diva is less passable than a slightly less physically feminine one who can act like a lady.
2. Escorting in the past? Well it may have been a necessity. Escorting in the future? Well is she looking for monogamy from me? I could have a caring and mutually erotic relationship with someone who has a professional thing going when she's not with me. Being able to hold a real world real job is a necessity, though. Not being capable of anything but sex work is seveerly dysfunctional.
3. Teensy, limp, or no more cock---no problem, as long as she passionately loves being fucked.
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08-09-2010 #6
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Look at the experts.
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08-09-2010 #7
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Guess it's just Palmela and her 5 sisters then?
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08-09-2010 #8
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I don't like to ask for much but this is what I'm looking for...
1. She must have a face so attractive that I come as soon as I look at it
2. She must be telepathic so she can give me head or a cold beer before I even ask for it
3. She must have breasts that instantly enlarge when I’m in a big titty mood and shrink when I’m not
4. She must be obscenely rich so I can retire immediately
5. She must have an IQ of 378 and a masters degree in astrobiomechanochemophysics
6. She must have a portcullis in her elbow and a nose in her armpit
7. She must be able to run 100 metres in 8 seconds
8. She must be a virtuoso euphonium player
9. She must like porcupines
10. She must hate rap music, armadillos and onion flavoured ice cream
Well, that’s about it. I don’t wanna be greedy…
Last edited by traLika; 08-09-2010 at 09:12 PM.
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08-09-2010 #9
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lol@ tralika!!
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08-09-2010 #10
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Sorry, I forgot to mention the 17 inch penis!
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