What Food Makes Your Burps Taste The Best?

[Dino Velvet]

I had a leftover New York Steak in the icebox so I decided to make Burritos tonight. I had my good Extra Large Guerrero Tortillas, a can of Traditional Rosarita Refried Beans, a jar of Pace Chunky Salsa(Hot), a brick of Extra Sharp Cheddar Cheese, and lots of onions. I got 4 Burritos out of all that food and ate 2 for dinner. They were damn good. At the end I chugged the last half of my Coke Zero and let out a mighty burp. It was a blast of hot air that was very tasty with no acid burn at all. The only food that I eat that gives me burps that tasty would be Linguine with Hot Italian Sausage, Marinara Sauce, and lots of Garlic. The Garlic is the key for delicious burps.

[JoePitt]

You are one sick puppy Dino. God love ya.

[Dino Velvet]

Just an update. The Burritos passed through me and boy was that a spicy meatball that I pinched off. The ring of my asshole is like Deep Fried Calamari right now.

[traLika]

Hey Dino, these are for you. Make your own scratch and sniff garlic aroma to go with them if you like!

[cookiepuss]

pizza and beer.

[TsJizelle]

lmao great idea for a thread! I love sushi burps the best
mmmm indigestion!

[Dino Velvet]

lmao great idea for a thread! I love sushi burps the best
mmmm indigestion!

If you like Sushi burps try popping some Fish Oil capsules. Smells like the tide rolled in or Zsa Zsa Gabor opening her legs up in the ICU.

[thoresius]

Bacon burps are second to none.

[JulietteStray]

Spunk.

I dunno if it's really a food, per se, but there's a certain satisfied sensation when you taste sex in your mouth. Even though I'm REALLY into women, I don't think I've had any pussy-burps. Probably because cunnilingus doesn't result in having air shoved violently down the back of my throat, I guess.

[rockabilly]

Spunk.

I dunno if it's really a food, per se, but there's a certain satisfied sensation when you taste sex in your mouth. Even though I'm REALLY into women, I don't think I've had any pussy-burps. Probably because cunnilingus doesn't result in having air shoved violently down the back of my throat, I guess.

Then you're doing it wrong.