Whats with these guys who dont like to get FUKCED in the ass...

[alyssaluxor]

they make me so FUKCING horny lol!

on the other way around, guys who insist and likes being fukc in the ass doesnt really turn me on!!! i like to fukc guys who dont like being a bottom but more top. it really turns me on whenever they say 'no' when im about to fukc them.

powerbottoms especially the ones who ask me tru phone if im active and can fukc them is such a huge turn off! lol

whats wrong with me? hormones?

now take this uhmmm

[rockabilly]

Us guys are not pieces of meat just for you to fuck! We have needs and feelings too.

lol

[hippifried]

So... You enjoy topping as long as it's your idea.

You poor disturbed child. I'm afraid it's going to take many couch sessions & a lot of deep probing for you to get to the bottom of all this & cum to the full realization of your relationship to the yin-yang. I'd be glad to lend my assistance if I could figure out how to hitch-hike to Singapore.

[rockabilly]

How to hitchhike .... just stick out your thumb.

[ARMANIXXX]

they make me so FUKCING horny lol!

on the other way around, guys who insist and likes being fukc in the ass doesnt really turn me on!!! i like to fukc guys who dont like being a bottom but more top. it really turns me on whenever they say 'no' when im about to fukc them.

powerbottoms especially the ones who ask me tru phone if im active and can fukc them is such a huge turn off! lol

whats wrong with me? hormones?

now take this uhmmm

Are you Filipina?

[Nicole Dupre]

Top Questions That Guys Ask Over the Phone (even though it clearly says all of this stuff in my ad, and to not speak graphically on the phone!)

1. Are you a top? (What did you think "versatile meant? That I was also going to make you lunch? Or "are you dominant" - like being a domme has anything to do with it.)
2. How big are you? (What? Do I have to convert it over into the metric system for you? Read the ad.)
3. Can you cum? (Read the fucking ad!)
4. Where are you located? (Where the fuck does it say I am? Where was my ad listed under? Nova Scotia? lol)
5. Do you do half hour sessions? (Sure. I do one minute sessions because sometimes all I have to do is look at your dick, and you'll shoot a load. But what you really mean is, "Can I donate less than it says it the ad?")
6. Are you running any specials? (Oh, sure. Just bring in the mfgrs coupon.)
7. Where are you staying? (At the place I'll tell you when I actually believe you're on your way.)
8. Do you see first timers? (Sure. But that doesn't mean you get one of those mythological "specials". But why does your asshole look like it's been used as a golf bag?)


The first things I ask are their name, where they saw the ad, and when are they coming by. As soon as they say, "Well, I don't know when exactly..." I say, "Call me when you're ready baby, and read the ad again."

99% of guys who say they 'aren't sure when' they wanted to see you are WINDOWSHOPPING and/or JERKING OFF WHILE THEY'RE TALKING TO YOU.

[TheGuard]

Haha, the stories you must have from that line of work. I don't even like when a girl tries to sleep over or tries to guilt me into making her breakfast let alone all the shit you have to deal with. Also, Alyssa, you mayn't fuck me in the ass ever. Not into the ass fucking, one step from dressing in leather chaps and fucking seom dude in a rest stop.

[hippifried]

How to hitchhike .... just stick out your thumb.

Doesn't Homeland Security get pissed off when you stand out on the tarmac?

[BLKGSXR]

they make me so FUKCING horny lol!

on the other way around, guys who insist and likes being fukc in the ass doesnt really turn me on!!! i like to fukc guys who dont like being a bottom but more top. it really turns me on whenever they say 'no' when im about to fukc them.

powerbottoms especially the ones who ask me tru phone if im active and can fukc them is such a huge turn off! lol

whats wrong with me? hormones?

now take this uhmmm

I use that same Lotion...Nivea for the WIN~!

[rockabilly]

But do you use it the same way?