Life Sucks

[SUPPLY42]

So here Iam. Just returned home Brooklyn recently from the Army in Iraq. Home for a few weeks R&R. Met a lovely lady downtown Brooklyn. Struck up a conversation. She asked if I wanted to come to her place for a bit of, well you know. Got to her place and continued the conversation. She then offered to allow me to make love to her, but their was a drawback. She said that since I was in the military and had not been with a women for a long time, she would have to almost double her price. Well, needless to say, I told her to f-off and left. Life's a real bummer!!

[cookiepuss]

Life doesn't suck brah, that fucking whore does! She should have givin' you a military discount.
Cheers to you mate!

[kyoJecours]

milatary discount? haha yeah... sure...!

[LibertyHarkness]

lol what was the reason the price would be more, a fuck is a fuck jeez lol some girls

[bat1]

what a bitch!

[phobun]

So here Iam. Just returned home Brooklyn recently from the Army in Iraq. Home for a few weeks R&R. Met a lovely lady downtown Brooklyn. Struck up a conversation. She asked if I wanted to come to her place for a bit of, well you know. Got to her place and continued the conversation. She then offered to allow me to make love to her, but their was a drawback. She said that since I was in the military and had not been with a women for a long time, she would have to almost double her price. Well, needless to say, I told her to f-off and left. Life's a real bummer!!

Doin' a little show at the local discotheque
This fine youg chick was on my jack so I say what the heck
She want to come on stage and do her little dance
So I said chill for now but maybe later you'll get your chance
So when the show was finished I took her around the way
And what do you know she was good to go without a word to say
We was all alone and she said "Ton let me tell you one thing
I need $50 to make you holler I get paid to do the wild thing"

Say what
Yo love you must be kidding
You're walkin' babe
Just break out of here
Hasta la vista baby

[KimberlyBanxxx]

thats dumb

[shemale-411]

So going to war and working in a business where mentioning your sexual preference would get you fired didnt make life suck.....but being overcharged by a hooker did?


http://www.shemale-411.com

[ossumpeiEIEIO]

Its only fair that you would risk your life for our freedom so some ho can charge you double.

[bat1]

also the old saying is..Life sucks then you die!