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    Mental illness can be funny; it's true.


    "That's what i thought you said."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiffany Presley View Post
    Yes, I like to actualize.
    Good. Nothing like as little actualizing to get the estrogen flowing.

    Anyway, I want to help you out. And the first thing I can really suggest is that you practice tucking. Get some duct tape, mummify your penis in it, and yank your package waaaaaay up your butt. Yank until your penis is completely out of sight, and your voice raises at least a half an octave. Because if anyone sees a bulge when you go to the grocery store or Walmart, it could mean big trouble. I can't stress the need for you to use this duct tape method enough. However, when you get your clients alone, of course you can quickly yank it off and get ready for 'amour'.

    By the way, Tiffany Presley is going to be a money making name. I just know it.

    Well, that your first homework assignment, Tiff. Run along with you now, do as I've suggested, and get back to us asap. Good luck.



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    Are you serious?
    Perhaps actually being a shemale would help!!
    Haha



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    Quote Originally Posted by Tiffany Presley View Post
    Here is a shot of my backside

    http://flic.kr/p/8eJX3x

    If you want us to help. We need to see the Whole body!

    don't be shy



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    The first step is apply and get into Acme College of Trannie Prostitution. First year curriculum is pretty difficult, and includes Butt Fucked 101, Bait and Switch 15a, Building an Eros.com Presence, and the Hermeneutic Ontology of 'Hanging' in Bars and Shemale Parties.

    Keep up a good grade point average, and suck up to, or actually suck off, your professors.

    If you graduate with a GPA of 3.2 or better, there's a good chance you should be able to turn tricks on Roosevelt Avenue in Jackson Heights, Queens.



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    Quote Originally Posted by bat1 View Post
    If you want us to help. We need to see the Whole body!

    don't be shy
    Hint - These gentlemen know that the hand size-to-cock ratio is of immense importance in determining your aptitude to be a hooker. They call it "Mama's Baby Chicken Choke-Hold" test, or "MBCC".



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