Suggestions for Guys who are Trying to Get Laid

[Nicole Dupre]

1. Go to the gym. No girl likes a fatty, or a man with bigger boobs than what you get from HRT.

2. Tell everyone, starting with your family, that you're attracted to trannys. Imagine how liberating this will feel. Sex without the guilt is the sex you NEED. And then, when you clock a tranny on the street and think about how fun it would be to blow her, you won't get any gray hairs worrying about your mommy wondering if you're a homo.

3. Get a personality. No one cares about your vast knowledge on all topics couch-potato. I'm talking about going out and having character-shaping life-experiences for a change. Wtf? A girl transcends her genitalia and birth gender, and becomes a self-actualized human being. And what do you want to talk about? You favorite Marvel Comics movie? There's a time and place for everything. Learn those times and places, you socially retarded dorks.

Mix and match, and add your own.

Btw obnoxious guys like Indy Closet are much closer to their objective than 99% of you are. Why? Because he doesn't give a shit. When you try too hard or worry too much, you will never get a date.

[HappyTrees420]

Oh fuck off already you bitter ass bitch! Enough with the self righteous bullshit

[Wordzy]

Hmm. so you're saying get a life, then you'll get laid?

I think thats just crazy!

[Silcc69]

1. Go to the gym. No girl likes a fatty, or a man with bigger boobs than what you get from HRT.

2. Tell everyone, starting with your family, that you're attracted to trannys. Imagine how liberating this will feel. Sex without the guilt is the sex you NEED. And then, when you clock a tranny on the street and think about how fun it would be to blow her, you won't get any gray hairs worrying about your mommy wondering if you're a homo.

3. Get a personality. No one cares about your vast knowledge on all topics couch-potato. I'm talking about going out and having character-shaping life-experiences for a change. Wtf? A girl transcends her genitalia and birth gender, and becomes a self-actualized human being. And what do you want to talk about? You favorite Marvel Comics movie? There's a time and place for everything. Learn those times and places, you socially retarded dorks.

Mix and match, and add your own.

Btw obnoxious guys like Indy Closet are much closer to their objective than 99% of you are. Why? Because he doesn't give a shit. When you try too hard or worry too much, you will never get a date.

Of course is there wallet is as fat as there belly then that becomes a moot point.

[BLKGSXR]

Of course is there wallet is as fat as there belly then that becomes a moot point.

the point is to get laid without having to pay bro...

[Wordzy]

the point is to get laid without having to pay bro...

You always end up paying, one way of another.

[BLKGSXR]

You always end up paying, one way of another.

true but id rather pay for a dinner or lunch then knowingly pay for sex...20-30 vs 300+ ....
Most girls are simple even though they do not want to admit it... if they genuinely like you and youre not a complete weirdo your IN!!

[Wordzy]

Definalty. Get a life, get laid. Works for both TG's and GG's.

Something else to think about A's are attreacted to A's. Realistically you're not going to lay a girl who looks like this:


Unless you are handsome and have a decent standard of living.


Unfortunatley I'm neither, so I'm hoping they like little dicks

[Nicole Dupre]

Awwww. Did I strike a nerve? You jump on this thread and start calling people names? Go fuck yourself, gayboy.

Get over yourself, loser. "If the shoe fits..."

[Nicole Dupre]

That's a fallacy; that it takes money to be with a hot girl. What it takes is being desirable. And being desirable starts with a good attitude. "Poor me" is not a sexy attitude. Never was, and never will be.