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11-10-2005 #1Platinum Poster
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You Might Be A Republican If.......
You Might Be A Republican If....
1. You finally have a news channel you can trust in Fox
2. You believe that invading Iraq has anything to do with 9/11
3. You think Universal Health Care is bad but Corporate Welfare is good
4. If you think Bush, not Cheney, is in charge
5. You think Jesus would support war, the death penalty,
and environmental destruction
6. If you think corporate interests are national interests
7. You think Jesus Christ was a great conservative philosopher
8. Your rifle gets more fondling than your wife
9. You are certain Bush has created jobs because you have three
10. You hate Michael Moore so much your thermostats read in Celsius
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Poe
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11-10-2005 #2Platinum Poster
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LMAO
Damn you democrat bastards......................
snɯıʇdo snʇoʇ soʌ oloʌ
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11-11-2005 #3Platinum Poster
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You Might Be A Republican If.....
You think a woman's right-to-choose refers to where she shops...
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Poe
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11-11-2005 #4Junior Poster
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hehheh, funny chef...
Nothing to see here folks.
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11-11-2005 #5Rookie Poster
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- Nov 2005
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LOL...if we took away this right, we might actually have more happy husbands
Originally Posted by chefmike
Hi, how are you?
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11-11-2005 #6Platinum Poster
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You Might Be A Republican If.....
You think "no child left behind" is a new bus service to the KKK rally...
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Poe
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11-11-2005 #7Platinum Poster
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You think Bush is the closest thing to God because of his ability to cause an apocalypse...
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Poe
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11-11-2005 #8Platinum Poster
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You are against gay marriage but have no problem with marrying your cousin...
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Poe
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11-11-2005 #95 Star Poster
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you might be a Republican if you forgot you put your hand on the Bible and swore to uphold and defend the Constitution and not vice verse.
FK
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11-11-2005 #10Platinum Poster
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You Might Be A Republican If...
you think acid rain helps clean your driveway...
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." - Poe
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