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    A Very Grooby Guy Platinum Poster GroobySteven's Avatar
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    Default Hazel Tucker June 9 - Sexy Sailor Girl!

    http://www.hazel-tucker.com

    I've been a bad girl out at sea and the Captain's orders were to swab the deck! But that doesn't mean I can't be a naughty Navy slut for you while I do my chores. Let me show you how All-American I am in this sexy sailing solo!







    http://www.hazel-tucker.com



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    Ahoy Hazel , I'll refraim from making any "seamen" and "poop deck" jokes since Hazel runs a "tight" ship.



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    Quote Originally Posted by rockabilly View Post
    Ahoy Hazel , I'll refraim from making any "seamen" and "poop deck" jokes since Hazel runs a "tight" ship.
    Not even "All Aboard!!" or "Flood the Tubes"? No, nothing? Okay.


    "Strangers In The Night, Exchanging Clothing, Strangers In My Pants..."

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    Nope not even a "dingy" joke. lol



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    Arr me Hearties! I wouldn't mind givin' that fine sailor wench a Jolly Rogerin' !!! Yo-ho-ho an' a bottle of rum!! (etc, etc.)

    (Right then, can I take off my eyepatch and get rid of that silly stuffed parrot on my shoulder?)


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    Yaarrr Hazel "shivers me timber".

    I know what i'd do w/ that drunken sailor (Hazel not the others)

    Too late for a "Butt Pirate" joke.



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    Quote Originally Posted by rockabilly View Post
    Yaarrr Hazel "shivers me timber".

    I know what i'd do w/ that drunken sailor (Hazel not the others)

    Too late for a "Butt Pirate" joke.
    Oh, you know what they say: Any port in a storm!


    (hat... coat... whippet... door... )


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    My Harbor is closed , so sail away , sail away , sail away.

    She makes me wanna "tug" my boat .... and by boat i mean penis. lol



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    hawt as always!



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    nice. i'll consider this a belated BD present :P



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