I got my head cracked open when I dated a girl who looked like this

[Coroner]

That's why I LOVE to hit the weights!! If the 'hood looks too shady to walk the block at midnight, I'm out.

Won´t help you at all when you get hit by a bottle from behind, even if you were in a Bud Spencer movie.

Btw, I gotta laugh at the Emerald pic. I think it´s been around here before. The whole thread is funny. The van lmao...... sounds like a story that could begin like this: "It was back in 1984, I was standing at the parking area having a smoke, then suddenly she walked by...."

[tjinla2001]

Sure I still have the van. How else can you appreciate servicing a transvestite prostitute? The blue book value is close to $1,500. Its a runner. I'm thinking of getting a paint job at Earl Scheib. It might help pick up a higher class street whore.

[Dino Velvet]

Sure I still have the van. How else can you appreciate servicing a transvestite prostitute? The blue book value is close to $1,500. Its a runner. I'm thinking of getting a paint job at Earl Scheib. It might help pick up a higher class street whore.

Seems like a few coats of spackle have been thrown around the inside of it over the years. Those seats must like be sitting on burnt toast. That van's probably seen enough foreskin to reupholster the interior with. You 'da man, tjinla2001!

[xrey]

This is honestly one of the most entertaining posts on this board in quite some time.

TJ ... we may have crossed paths over the years or at least driven past each other on SMB. Remember the Queen Mary? I am not ancient but have been in and out of the scene in LA for quite some time.

[tjinla2001]

I actually used to go to the Queen Mary and get it for free. That was a long time ago. I was primarily a top back then. My how the mighty have fallen.

In fact it was so long ago there was no such thing as aids. Its not easy to live in the past

[Dino Velvet]

In fact it was so long ago there was no such thing as aids. Its not easy to live in the past

Either that or your saliva is holy and de-AIDS the funhole of any prostitute you spit into before entering bareback. The Pope might have the Popemobile but I name your van the Pipemobile for all the pipe that's been laid in there since 1975.

[xrey]

TJ, do you still drive around searching for the next big thing?

[Coroner]

TJ, do you still drive around searching for the next big thing?

hahaha

[phobun]

I actually used to go to the Queen Mary and get it for free. That was a long time ago. I was primarily a top back then. My how the mighty have fallen.

In fact it was so long ago there was no such thing as aids. Its not easy to live in the past

It doesn't sound like the threat of AIDS made you change your lifestyle though. Taking loads from anonymous transvestite prostitutes is your pastime.

[phobun]

Just curious BLK ... what would you do with a blade, stick someone?

He's all talk because he knows that even if he feels justified, flashing that blade might lead him to end up as the next Amara Vadillo, who is currently in prison.

Stupid people shouldn't carry weapons in West Hollywood.

RIP Laura Ornelas