Just read an AOL News interview with Sam Wurzelbacher, better known as "Joe The Plumber" from the 2008 Presidential Campaign. This particular Q & A stood out:

Have you ever stolen anything?

When I was a very little boy, I don't exactly remember it, I guess we were going through a department store and I stole a pair of silk female garments and put them beneath my butt because I apparently liked how it felt.