The official Tiger Woods got caught (and played) thread.....

[Hondarobotic]

Shocking news: golf isn´t a form of sport.

Golf is the only sport where your only playing against yourself,anybody who golfs 3 or 4 times a week like i do knows its the best thing to do in life period.

You play golf? That's cool. You should check out www.wgt.com. It's virtual online PC golf, and it's really well constructed. There's only two courses you can play a full 18 hole game on at the moment, but it's still in beta. I play nearly every day, and Bethpage Black is just waiting to kick my ass again tomorrow.

I'm still waiting for Aly to join, and I told Emily about it, but she goes mental if you don't play Warhammer Online with her, so I gave up.

[gr4phic4rtist08]

Damage control for what...he doesn't owe anyone an apology he can do whatever the fuck he wants. The only person he needs to attempt to apologize to is his wife. It's a fucking joke this actually got media attention. I'd like to see the news coverage half you trolls would get when your wife's find you jacking off in the basement with your hard drives full of shemale porn. That would be funny to watch.

[CaptainGeech]

People are calling her stupid for getting the $100,000 from the magazine. But as the Letterman situation has recently shown blackmailing someone for more money will most likely lead you to prison with no payday at all.

As for people talking about Tiger being a saint and perfect in the past.... I guess I've been watching a different person. He has always seemed like a spoiled, preppy, elitist, prick to me. Best golfer ever = probably. Complete horses ass = definitely. He was lucky that the women were just greedy whores. He could have ended up dead like Steve McNair or accused of rape like Kobe.

[Silcc69]

His wife looks mediocre IMO. And everytime a black athlete is married to a white girl or cheats with a white girl it always ends up blowing up in the media. Shaq has gotten Gilbert Arenas fiance pregnant which is far worse than what Tiger has done yet his story is the big story.

[Willie Escalade]

I though eh, so what? Forget Eldrick.

[EyeCumInPiece]

hes a fuckin goof. but i cant blame the guy. a man is only as faithful as his options.

[BrendaQG]

There is a chance anyone will cheat. Say 1/10,000 chance. If that person has hundreds of millions of dollars, and is physically at least a little attractive they could have 100,000 willing partners. It's basically inevitable that they are going to cheat.

Marriage vows are sacred, and nice, but people need to be realistic and analytical about this kind of thing.

[sugdaddie69]

His wife looks mediocre IMO. And everytime a black athlete is married to a white girl or cheats with a white girl it always ends up blowing up in the media. Shaq has gotten Gilbert Arenas fiance pregnant which is far worse than what Tiger has done yet his story is the big story.

Gilbert should be glad Shaq exposed the hoe

[transmaven]

The mistake Woods made was *to get married.* Why would he risk his assets in this insane manner? What a fool.

When this utterly mediocre lantern-jawed club-wielding bitch files -- and she will -- she'll take this goofballs' money and his kids.

Dumb stuff...

[phobun]

it didn't work for Eliot Spitzer

If you would recall, Eliot Spitzer got caught as part of a larger criminal investigation. He wasnt "outed" by the professionals he was seeing.

In the end, the call-girl who endured Spitzer's neck throttling fantasies was no more professional than any of Tiger's whores. After Spitzer got busted, she was in the media spotlight spilling the juicy beans about him almost immediately. These so-called "professionals" can only be relied upon for discreetness until the next better offer is presented to them, and most famous guys can't compete with the resources of any media organization with a boner for dirt.