View Poll Results: Hiccups or PE?

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  • Hiccups

    3 33.33%
  • Premature Ejaculation

    6 66.67%
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  1. #1
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    Default What would screw the best night out of your life?

    Hiccups or premature ejaculation?



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    That is an odd question. Is there a story behind your curiousity?



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    Did this happen to a FRIEND of yours?


    What if all these fantasies come flailing around?

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    I don't understand the question.


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    There's nothing to preclude both happening at the same time.

    THAT would be fun!

    "Hup!" Squirt!

    "H'cup!" Squirt!

    "Hupp!" Squirt!

    Has anyone else ever had the experience where they started to laugh out loud during sex and not be able to stop? (I think it was hypoxia from deep heavy breathing that started it.)


    What if all these fantasies come flailing around?

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    The best cure for hiccups is to drink something upside down.

    The best cure for premature ejaculation is to grip the top of the penis tightly and stop movement until the moment passes.

    These two methods can be combined.
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    What if all these fantasies come flailing around?

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    nothing that cant be fixed with a little anal fingering
    http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/3...?dopt=Citation


    Elvis: I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife 'cilla and bust it by jackin' off.

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    neither because hiccups aren't serious enough to blow my mood and Premature Ejaculation wouldn't because my best night out ever probably wouldn't include sex.



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    agree with Quiet............

    I'd like to add a dumb bitch supercedes both of your choices, any night, anywhere in the world.........


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