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10-06-2009 #15 Star Poster
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What's the Illest you've been?
I just recently been diagnosed with hemorrhoids, and then I go get the swine flu.
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10-06-2009 #2Professional Poster
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Re: What's the Illest you've been?
I didn't know you could get swine flu from that!
Originally Posted by JamesHunt
What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
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10-06-2009 #3Gold Poster
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I've had a number of near death experiences from illness.
And maybe its easier to withdraw from life
With all of its misery and wretched lies
If we're dead when tomorrow's gone
The Big Machine will just move on
Still we cling afraid we'll fall
Clinging like the memory which haunts us all
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10-06-2009 #4Gold Poster
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Re: What's the Illest you've been?
The dangers of taking barnyard cock! Originally Posted by JamesHunt
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10-06-2009 #5dannyboyz Junior Poster
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reading this has made the sickest
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10-06-2009 #6Veteran Poster
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I was waiting for a punch line but it never came. Jeez. That fucking sucks. Hope you have a speedy recovery.
I think I had a mild case of hemorrhoids a couple years ago. I just babied my ass for awhile and it got better.
So far the most debilitating thing in my adult life has been kidney stones. I literally thought I was going to die. Throwing up constantly and pissing blood is not a fun thing. Thankfully I had health insurance at the time and was able to go to the clinic and get some treatment (IV drip drugs). For almost my whole life I've also had stomach pain. Its usually the worst in the morning. If they ever examined it properly the diagnosis would most likely be ulcers and/or acid reflux decease. Sadly they never seemed to believe me growing up and I still have the problem to this day. I don't have insurance currently so I cant get it checked unfortunately.
I've also had all the normal stuff. Food poisoning, the flu, chicken pox, colds, bronchitis, throat infections, ear infections, etc....
I have the personality and people skills of a retarded home-schooled kid.
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10-07-2009 #7Junior Poster
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I had M.E. (chronic fatigue syndrome) for 11 years.
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10-07-2009 #8Professional Poster
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I currently have depression, but I'm feeling much better with medication now after four weeks. (Seriously)
I don't suffer from insanity, though. I enjoy every second of it.
What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
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10-07-2009 #9Veteran Poster
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Son, I am probably the illest guy you will ever meet...... Doesn't ill mean cool or something?
I don't like white people either.
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10-07-2009 #10Professional Poster
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I'm not sure. At first I thought the word was "LLLEST". I spent ages looking for the word in the dictionary. Stupid sans serif font!
What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
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