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  1. 09-25-2009 #11
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    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainGeech
    Not nearly the worst I've heard. I remember in the past my father told me of a coworker who stuck his dick in an industrial strength vacuum cleaner. Totally mutilated his dick. Now its true that my dad possibly told me this so I wouldn't fuck the family vacuum... But he's a fairly honest guy so I don't know for sure. I never did make love to that vacuum. It was shiny, red and very inviting so without the warning I probably would have defiled that thing.

    Was it this guy?
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    What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
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    It was not I.My penis only uses nautilus machines,no free weights.

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    Quote Originally Posted by eclipsemint
    Quote Originally Posted by CaptainGeech
    Not nearly the worst I've heard. I remember in the past my father told me of a coworker who stuck his dick in an industrial strength vacuum cleaner. Totally mutilated his dick. Now its true that my dad possibly told me this so I wouldn't fuck the family vacuum... But he's a fairly honest guy so I don't know for sure. I never did make love to that vacuum. It was shiny, red and very inviting so without the warning I probably would have defiled that thing.

    Was it this guy?
    I hear that guy is a dick.

    And maybe its easier to withdraw from life
    With all of its misery and wretched lies
    If we're dead when tomorrow's gone
    The Big Machine will just move on
    Still we cling afraid we'll fall
    Clinging like the memory which haunts us all
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  4. 09-25-2009 #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by SugaSweet
    It was not I.My penis only uses nautilus machines,no free weights.
    Butt humour, because assholes are funny!
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