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  1. 09-24-2009 #1
    phobun
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    Default Which one of you guys was it?

    Excerpt:
    "In a case of do-it-yourself male enhancement gone awry, a local man had to be hospitalized after a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis and caused the organ to swell to five times its normal size, authorities report.

    "The incident... began with the man’s ill-conceived attempt to enlarge his penis and ended Tuesday in a Newport Beach hospital room, where rescuers sawed the ring away and spared the man’s member."

    Somebody was probably believing this shit:
    Dick enhancement question

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  2. 09-24-2009 #2
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    Sounds like somebody's dick was going for a clean set of ten

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    Depends...how big was the weight? 10lbs? The guy was a pussy. 40lbs? Now you're talkin'...Urrrgh!! Feel the burn....No pain, no gain...

    What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
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    All because he forgot to put a lifting belt on it...

    And maybe its easier to withdraw from life
    With all of its misery and wretched lies
    If we're dead when tomorrow's gone
    The Big Machine will just move on
    Still we cling afraid we'll fall
    Clinging like the memory which haunts us all
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    My ex was an ER nurse for the hospital that serves Chicago's Bayview ("Gayview") 'gayborhood'. The pay wasn't great, but the stories were priceless.

    "In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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    Which one of you guys was it?
    Why would one of us need "enhancement"?

    I thought we were all "powerbottoms" here!

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  7. 09-25-2009 #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Quiet Reflections
    Sounds like somebody's dick was going for a clean set of ten
    LOL, classic! lookin' for another B-Beezy thread.

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    Not nearly the worst I've heard. I remember in the past my father told me of a coworker who stuck his dick in an industrial strength vacuum cleaner. Totally mutilated his dick. Now its true that my dad possibly told me this so I wouldn't fuck the family vacuum... But he's a fairly honest guy so I don't know for sure. I never did make love to that vacuum. It was shiny, red and very inviting so without the warning I probably would have defiled that thing.

    I have the personality and people skills of a retarded home-schooled kid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BeardedOne
    My ex was an ER nurse for the hospital that serves Chicago's Bayview ("Gayview") 'gayborhood'. The pay wasn't great, but the stories were priceless.
    I heard one of the most common ailments people come in with are things stuck up there ass. Including light bulbs.

    I have the personality and people skills of a retarded home-schooled kid.

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    Talk about a light at the end of the tunnel.


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