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09-24-2009 #1
Which one of you guys was it?
Excerpt:
"In a case of do-it-yourself male enhancement gone awry, a local man had to be hospitalized after a metal dumbbell ring became stuck on his penis and caused the organ to swell to five times its normal size, authorities report.
"The incident... began with the man’s ill-conceived attempt to enlarge his penis and ended Tuesday in a Newport Beach hospital room, where rescuers sawed the ring away and spared the man’s member."
Somebody was probably believing this shit:
Dick enhancement question
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09-24-2009 #2
Sounds like somebody's dick was going for a clean set of ten
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09-24-2009 #3
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Depends...how big was the weight? 10lbs? The guy was a pussy. 40lbs? Now you're talkin'...Urrrgh!! Feel the burn....No pain, no gain...
What if all these fantasies come flailing around?
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09-24-2009 #4
All because he forgot to put a lifting belt on it...
And maybe its easier to withdraw from life
With all of its misery and wretched lies
If we're dead when tomorrow's gone
The Big Machine will just move on
Still we cling afraid we'll fall
Clinging like the memory which haunts us all
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09-24-2009 #5
My ex was an ER nurse for the hospital that serves Chicago's Bayview ("Gayview") 'gayborhood'. The pay wasn't great, but the stories were priceless.
"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth will be a revolutionary act." - George Orwell
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09-25-2009 #6Which one of you guys was it?
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09-25-2009 #7
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Originally Posted by Quiet Reflections
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09-25-2009 #8
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Not nearly the worst I've heard. I remember in the past my father told me of a coworker who stuck his dick in an industrial strength vacuum cleaner. Totally mutilated his dick. Now its true that my dad possibly told me this so I wouldn't fuck the family vacuum... But he's a fairly honest guy so I don't know for sure. I never did make love to that vacuum. It was shiny, red and very inviting so without the warning I probably would have defiled that thing.
I have the personality and people skills of a retarded home-schooled kid.
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09-25-2009 #9
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Originally Posted by BeardedOne
I have the personality and people skills of a retarded home-schooled kid.
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09-25-2009 #10
Talk about a light at the end of the tunnel.