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    Hung Angel Platinum Poster trish's Avatar
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    Now we're going to get eaten by ant-human mutant freaks thanks to your careless curiosity So did they go for it?


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    Quote Originally Posted by trish
    Now we're going to get eaten by ant-human mutant freaks thanks to your careless curiosity So did they go for it?
    This is what the scary off-spring might look like:
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    ants huh, lmao someone call peta

    cumming in a fish tank seems like a good idea



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    While getting a blw job on the uptown #6 subway at 5:30 in the morning coming back to the Bronx from a night of clubbing ..


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    in a Walden book store when i was a teenager. took a penthouse to one of the back rows and was rubbing myself through my gym shorts, just before I came I pulled it out the leg and shot a good 4 or 5 streamer into the books on the bottom shelf. It helped that the girl at the counter was hot and never paid attention.
    Are there even Walden book stores any more?


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    mmmmm beefy Platinum Poster rockabilly's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by surfblue
    ants huh, lmao someone call peta

    cumming in a fish tank seems like a good idea
    South Park did it. They mixed sea monkeys w/ semen and created a Se-Ciety.



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    Quote Originally Posted by rockabilly
    Quote Originally Posted by surfblue
    ants huh, lmao someone call peta

    cumming in a fish tank seems like a good idea
    South Park did it. They mixed sea monkeys w/ semen and created a Se-Ciety.
    Kyle: Wow. That's a lot of sea men you've got there, Cartman.
    Cartman: Yeah, I bought all that I could at this bank, and then I got the rest from this guy Ralph in an alley.
    Stan: That's cool.
    Cartman: Yeah, and the sweet thing is, this stupid asshole didn't even charge me money for it. He just made me close my eyes and suck it out of a hose. Heh. There we go.
    Stan: Okay, now let's put the sea ciety in its new home.
    Cartman: Nothin' to do now but wait.
    Stan: ...Close your eyes and suck it out of a hose?
    Cartman: Uh-huh, suck it out of a hose, yeah.
    Stan: Hm.
    Kyle: Huh.


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    mmmmm beefy Platinum Poster rockabilly's Avatar
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    Classic



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    A cold day, hot steaming, so.........


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