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08-24-2009 #41Platinum Poster
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its better in my head
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08-24-2009 #42Platinum Poster
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yo mama is so funky
she made
speed stick slow down
right guard turn left
and secret tell it all
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08-24-2009 #43Junior Poster
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Your momma so fat and hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of her
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08-24-2009 #44Junior Poster
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Your momma is sooo poor, she thinks a quarterback is a tax refund.
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08-25-2009 #45Junior Poster
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Your mommas so fat even Hagrid said she was a biiig bitch!
fyi,
Hagrid is that big dude at Harry Potter's school.
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08-25-2009 #46Professional Poster
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08-25-2009 #47Junior Poster
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Yo momma's breath so stank, the ice cream man gave her a listerine popsicle!
Yo momma's so fat, she's why they changed labels to one size fits most!
Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is equator!
Yo momma's so dumb, she was goin' on vacation but saw a sign that said "airport left" so she went back home!
Yo momma's so fat, when she wears red, the kids scream "Kool Aid!"
Yo momma's so fat, she was layin' on the beach and Greenpeace came up and rolled her back in!
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely and in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy shit... what a ride!"
-Anon-
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08-25-2009 #48Junior Poster
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Yo momma's breath so stank, the ice cream man gave her a listerine popsicle!
Yo momma's so fat, she's why they changed labels to one size fits most!
Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is equator!
Yo momma's so dumb, she was goin' on vacation but saw a sign that said "airport left" so she went back home!
Yo momma's so fat, when she wears red, the kids scream "Kool Aid!"
Yo momma's so fat, she was layin' on the beach and Greenpeace came up and rolled her back in!
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely and in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy shit... what a ride!"
-Anon-
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08-25-2009 #49Junior Poster
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your momma is so old, her social security card has roman numerals on it.
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08-25-2009 #50Junior Poster
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your momma is so old, her social security card has roman numerals on it.
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