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08-24-2009 #21
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- Jan 2007
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Yo momma's so fat, when yo daddy was through fuckin' her, he rolled over twice and was still on top!
Yo momma's so stupid, she asked me what comes after "X" I said "Y" and she said "Cuz I wanna know"
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely and in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy shit... what a ride!"
-Anon-
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08-24-2009 #22
Yo momma is so fat, she got stretch marks on her clothes!
Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less.—Norman Mailer
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08-24-2009 #23
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Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the bitch's good side!
I hate being bipolar...It's fucking ace!
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08-24-2009 #24
Your momma is so fat , they built the house around her.
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08-24-2009 #25
yo momma so fat, she takes poster polaroids
Blood's thicker like a virgin's pussy on Homecoming.
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08-24-2009 #26
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- Apr 2009
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Yo mama so dumb she tried to commit suicide out of a basement window.
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08-24-2009 #27
Your momma is so fat i told her to haul ass , she made 2 trips.
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08-24-2009 #28
Your mama's so stupid, when she jumped out the window the ho went up.
William Escalade is no more. He's done his service to the site.
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08-24-2009 #29
yo momma so fat, she drives a spandex car
Blood's thicker like a virgin's pussy on Homecoming.
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08-24-2009 #30
This will get the most laughs....
Ill hump all your mothers....No but seriously I will.
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