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08-24-2009 #11mmmmm beefy Platinum Poster
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Your momma is so dumb that when her snapple said shake before open ... she did tha truffle shuffle.
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08-24-2009 #12Platinum Poster
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btw next time do a search fuckers
http://www.hungangels.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=5072
back to the topic
ya moms so poor homeless muhfuckas hire her to hold their cardboard signs
snɯıʇdo snʇoʇ soʌ oloʌ
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08-24-2009 #13Rookie Poster
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Yo mama is just like the Suez Canal - Vessels full of Seamen passing through everyday...
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08-24-2009 #14Platinum Poster
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ya moms is so insecure she kicked you out the apartment at 16 for filling out her bra better than she ever could
snɯıʇdo snʇoʇ soʌ oloʌ
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08-24-2009 #15Professional Poster
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tour mom's so fat her blood type is RAGU
"Do you remember V. P. Dick Cheney "
'YES, I DO. I use to call him 'TAINT'.
"Taint? Why did you call him that?"
'Because in every picture he was between Bush and Colin'
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08-24-2009 #16Platinum Poster
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ya moms so poor her mutt gives her it's leftovers
snɯıʇdo snʇoʇ soʌ oloʌ
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08-24-2009 #17Chased Thru The Woods... 5 Star Poster
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Yo momma so fat she uses a mattress as a maxi pad.
Blood's thicker like a virgin's pussy on Homecoming.
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08-24-2009 #18Veteran Poster
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your mama is so fat her bra size is Stanley Cup.
Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less.—Norman Mailer
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08-24-2009 #19Veteran Poster
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Yo moms is so stupid she brought toilet paper to a crap game.
Every moment of one's existence one is growing into more or retreating into less.—Norman Mailer
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08-24-2009 #20Junior Poster
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Yo momma's so fat, when yo daddy was through fuckin' her, he rolled over twice and was still on top!
Yo momma's so stupid, she asked me what comes after "X" I said "Y" and she said "Cuz I wanna know"
Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely and in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "...holy shit... what a ride!"
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