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    mmmmm beefy Platinum Poster rockabilly's Avatar
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    Your momma is so poor , burglars break in and leave things.



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    Your mama's so fat when she steps on a scale it reads 'one at a time please.'

    ~BB~



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    Yo mama so nasty that pours salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh.



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    Your momma is so old her social security number is 0



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    hold up wait a minute, wait a minute...




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    You're momma is so fat, her high school picture was an areal photo.


    Just because I'm telling you this story doesn't mean that I'm alive at the end of it.

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    Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts



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    Ya moms so ugly the mirror refuses to reflect her image


    snɯıʇdo snʇoʇ soʌ oloʌ

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    Yo mama like a shotgun - five cocks and shes loaded



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    lol

    ya moms so fat she gives herself group hugs


    snɯıʇdo snʇoʇ soʌ oloʌ

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