100 things you need to know about Women!!

[TomSelis]

I got the new Maxim in the mail yesterday, they had a funny article about women. Post some things every man should know about women.

100) Girls enjoy having something wrong, like a headache, cramping or something.

99) Beware of your girlfriend's single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them.

9 Women always want to believe what you're saying is true.

97) What do women really want in bed? More blankets. They get colder than men.

96) Never trust the women who gives you the best blow job you've ever had.

95) Over the course of her life, a woman will use 10 men for every one she loves. If you lent her your car or helped her move and didn't get laid, you're one of the 10.

94) If you have something to hide, she'll find it.

93) Kiss her before two dates have gone by or you'll be "friended"

92) They can't live without tension. Every once in a while she's going to pick a fight with you for no reason. Accept this as a running, inevitable theme and your relationship will make a lot of sense.

91) When a woman tells you her problems, she does not want you to offer solutions.

90) Every woman is self-conscious about her ass. Tell her you love her ass and you'll see it more often.

Keep it going fellas!!!!

[brickcitybrother]

89) A good woman is as excited about a gift that costs nothing as she is about a gift that costs a lot.

8 Women have to pay more for their haircuts, dry cleaning, and shoes, and this upsets them.

87) However (and in response to 8, women have to buy new outfits every season, and this makes them happy.

86) If you hit it off with a woman, thinks she's so special or even the 'ONE', fall into bed, and, in the heat of it all, she moans, "Daddy," do not even attempt to put your pants on until you are in the car.

85) About gift again, NEVER ... Ever buy a woman an iron (or ironing board), a blender, a beater, a vacuum cleaner, or a waffle iron.

84) While yes sometimes means no, no always means no. Learn this lesson now or suffer the consequences. Which usually means a court docket number being attached to your name.

83) Never ask a woman why she's mad at you, as she will only get madder at your not knowing.

82) One follow-up to an unreturned phone call is acceptable; two is stalking.

81) Don't kiss and tell, even if you're really proud of yourself.

80) Love does not mean never having to say you're sorry. It means having to say you're sorry over and over again, in new and different ways, every day, every week, every month, even when you don't want to, every year, until God grants you his mercy and you finally, blissfully die.


Hey - that was fun.
~Brickcitybrother~

[TomSelis]

It is fun and TRUE.

I was starting to wonder what the lack of response REALLY meant.

Thanks for participating in something different.