so i got me an escort question..ts please contribute

[slipknut]

Ok so I have been thinking of using an escort here in chicago for my first time and would like a few pointers on how the whole process goes down and such so I don't look like a complete douche bag...and please refrain from the just call up the girl and set up an appt responses . Also I'm kinda shy with people I don't really know so any conversation pointers would be greatly appreciated...thanks in advance for any advice also and ladies here from chi town interested in helping me out hit me with a pm.

[ed_jaxon]

I'll take this one.

First, do your homework. Make sure the girl is legit and is not going to rip you off, arrest your ass, clock watch or generally fuck up your experience. Read reviews, TER, here, etc.

Call the girl the day you want to see her and set up the time and get the address. Tell her you will call her when you get close. That way when you call they know you are not bullshitting.

Be showered and dressed decent when you get there. Usually a girl will kiss a guy or do something else to ensure he is not a cop, I like to do the same.

Put the money down on a dresser and compliment the girl after all you chose her so she should look good, right?

Get undressed and have fun.

[saifan]

I'll take this one.

First, do your homework. Make sure the girl is legit and is not going to rip you off, arrest your ass, clock watch or generally fuck up your experience. Read reviews, TER, here, etc.

Call the girl the day you want to see her and set up the time and get the address. Tell her you will call her when you get close. That way when you call they know you are not bullshitting.

Be showered and dressed decent when you get there. Usually a girl will kiss a guy or do something else to ensure he is not a cop, I like to do the same.

Put the money down on a dresser and compliment the girl after all you chose her so she should look good, right?

Get undressed and have fun.

Pretty much this to a tee.

Most importantly do your homework!

If you can't find reviews on the girl it is a pretty good idea to stay away. Another safe bet is to go with a "name" girl (who has good reviews obv).

EDIT: Also bring your own protection or insure that she has before you exchange money.

[BeardedOne]

What Ed said.

Aid sed? Whatever.

Relax, use common sense. If you don't want to come off as a douche bag, don't act like one. The fact that you've asked for a little advice in advance shows that you have enough wits to deal with that.

Use your big head and your little head should be quite happy by evening's end.

[slipknut]

ok thanks guys i really appreciate the help.

[Jericho]

Along with showered and dressed decent, lay off the garlic!

[phobun]

I suppose that you probably should not be wondering what she thinks of a guy who goes behind his wife's back to get dick from someone in a skirt, or a guy who has to pay money for someone to fuck him.

Don't let such thoughts bother you!

You probably don't wonder what the salesperson hocking used AMC Gremlins thinks about you when you stop and look, so don't concern yourself with what a sex worker is thinking.

[Nicole Dupre]

a guy who goes behind his wife's back to get dick from someone in a skirt, or a guy who has to pay money for someone to fuck him.

Once again, your mind goes straight to cock. Why?

[rockabilly]

Phobun makes alot of ASSumptions , how do you know he's married?

[phobun]

Phobun makes alot of ASSumptions , how do you know he's married?

He might not be, but the prostitute probably sees her fair share of dudes on the down-low, and the she might wonder. Not that he should care, of course.